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  1. Jack Halyard

    The Amazing Pseudo-Haiku Chain

    Freedom follows you But don't tell Washington or It'll soon be gone.
  2. Jack Halyard

    Mass in Latin again

    Carpe Piscis
  3. Jack Halyard

    Britain's Got Talent - Connie

    This 6 year old girl, Connie appeared on Britain's Got Talent and sang Somewhere Over The Rainbow. This will surely bring a tear to your eye. View video here.
  4. Jack Halyard

    Rabbit

    Here's an rather unusual video I came across. The animation is quite good. It'll be interesting to get everyone's viewpoint on it. You can view it here.
  5. Jack Halyard

    The Amazing Pseudo-Haiku Chain

    No more happy pills! That's allright. Thinking is the Best way to travel.
  6. Jack Halyard

    Test Your Religious Literacy!

    I scored 80% as well. I missed a couple that I definitely should have gotten right.
  7. Jack Halyard

    Jokes, jokes, and more jokes ...

    And the dyslexic insomniac agnostic who laid awake at night wondering if there really was a dog.
  8. Jack Halyard

    Jokes, jokes, and more jokes ...

    Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in D.C..One from New Jersey, another from Tennessee and the third, Florida. They go with a White House official to examine the fence. The Florida contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some...
  9. Jack Halyard

    Jokes, jokes, and more jokes ...

    A man goes on a 2-month business trip to Europe and leaves his cat with his brother. Three days before his return he calls his brother. Brother 1: So how is my cat doing? Brother 2: He's Dead Brother 1: He's Dead! What do you mean He's Dead! I loved that cat. Couldn't you think of a nicer...
  10. Jack Halyard

    Impressive?

    I dunno.....looks kinda like Kenny Loggins to me.;)
  11. Jack Halyard

    Jokes, jokes, and more jokes ...

    Two ninety year old men, Moe and Sam, have been friends all their lives. It seems that Sam is dying of cancer, and Moe comes to visit him every day. "Sam," says Moe, "You know how we have both loved baseball all our lives, and how we played minor league ball together for so many years...
  12. Jack Halyard

    The Amazing Pseudo-Haiku Chain

    Hoes and spades still dig, Their work is neverending. Like ol' Sysiphus.
  13. Jack Halyard

    Happy Birthday Thomas!

    Happy B'day Thom.
  14. Jack Halyard

    Happy Birthday Quahom!

    Happy B'day from me also, Josh.
  15. Jack Halyard

    The Amazing Pseudo-Haiku Chain

    I'm in love with me. Narcissus would be my name. Where is a mirror?
  16. Jack Halyard

    The Minister's Wife

    The minister's wife is awful, beautiful, corrupted, decadent, extraterrestrial, foolish, glowing, hillarious, Insane, jealous, kaleidoscopic, lapidescent, miniscule, nihilistic, odoriferous, polyommatous, quasiperiodic, rapacous, serpentine, terrific,ululant,
  17. Jack Halyard

    The Amazing Pseudo-Haiku Chain

    My spirit I share Soaring to the heights like the Queen of the Night F.
  18. Jack Halyard

    Jokes, jokes, and more jokes ...

    Why Men are Rarely Published in Dear Abby ------------ Dear Abby, I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the...
  19. Jack Halyard

    The Amazing Pseudo-Haiku Chain

    And do it as One Eternally transcendent Beyond time and space
  20. Jack Halyard

    The Amazing Pseudo-Haiku Chain

    I breathe elixir, Elysian Fields beckon me. Silent reverie.
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