Possibly, I'll give you that :)
Anyway:
Went to my local pub – when I was a collier – and there they all were, serving free drinks to a bloke who had a flat head, and a cauliflower ear.
‘Oi,’ I cried, angrily. ‘Don’t go buying drinks for ‘im, mun. He’s English!’
‘Fair play, boy’ said my...