Gordian Knot
Being Deviant IS My Art.
The ramblings of a mentally challenged cosmologist (that would be Me).
There is the science of the Big. Einstein's theory that everything is Relative.
And,
There is the science of the unimaginably small. String Theory. Called that because it has been stringing everyone along for decades now.
No one has ever been able to combine these two to come up with a Theory of Everything.
Until now. Turns out the 10 parallel dimensions that make up String Theory wasn't cutting the mustard. But add an 11th dimension and better duck because it causes that mustard to spritz everywhere!
Once you wipe off all the mustard you end up with M Theory. M stands for membrane (although others suggestions have been made, such as magnificent, magic and mad to name a few).
Not only does M Theory bring the big (and small) cahuna all together, it also explains what caused the Big Bang.
It seems that in the 11th dimension there are an infinite number of universes, all hanging around on membranes. They all wriggle around and sometimes two membranes will accidentally touch.
When that happens you get one heck of a Sinatra Moment. Ooops, there goes another Universe Planck! KerPop!
And there you have it. The explanation for the origin of everything.
Happy Days.
What? What was that from the peanut galaxy? Where did the 11 dimensions come from?
Err, Um. Well. Ah. CRAP!
p.s. Although this story was told in my uniquely challenging style, all the information contained herein came from a show on the Science channel I just watched. Well, with the exception of the mustard.
I'm counting on you, Radar, to correct any mistakes in the science I may have made.
There is the science of the Big. Einstein's theory that everything is Relative.
And,
There is the science of the unimaginably small. String Theory. Called that because it has been stringing everyone along for decades now.
No one has ever been able to combine these two to come up with a Theory of Everything.
Until now. Turns out the 10 parallel dimensions that make up String Theory wasn't cutting the mustard. But add an 11th dimension and better duck because it causes that mustard to spritz everywhere!
Once you wipe off all the mustard you end up with M Theory. M stands for membrane (although others suggestions have been made, such as magnificent, magic and mad to name a few).
Not only does M Theory bring the big (and small) cahuna all together, it also explains what caused the Big Bang.
It seems that in the 11th dimension there are an infinite number of universes, all hanging around on membranes. They all wriggle around and sometimes two membranes will accidentally touch.
When that happens you get one heck of a Sinatra Moment. Ooops, there goes another Universe Planck! KerPop!
And there you have it. The explanation for the origin of everything.
Happy Days.
What? What was that from the peanut galaxy? Where did the 11 dimensions come from?
Err, Um. Well. Ah. CRAP!
p.s. Although this story was told in my uniquely challenging style, all the information contained herein came from a show on the Science channel I just watched. Well, with the exception of the mustard.
I'm counting on you, Radar, to correct any mistakes in the science I may have made.
