aanybody write songs, poetry, nonsense etc...

[chakraman]

here's one i did earlier>>>

once upon a cryme, i puked a rhyme in tyme

that jus weren't werth a dyme, infested with lyme

no longer great creasted i whyne as them crobes they doth dyne

fall to my knees and i scream to be free "why hath thee gOd foresaken me!"

Ahab'tastic, couldn't get more drastic, less i WUZ wearing too tight elastic....ouch!

mite add more later after i've eaten this gater that i caught in a layby puddle of a truly EPIC muddle that was once a person's mynde.....

 

[chakraman]

less chi than a flee,
in a day 20 wees,
thats more info than you needz,
preserve the seed,

used to hong kong phooey it,
now i'm mr. magooeying it,
constipated pooh innit...

no need 2 elabor8 2 u issit,

4get all the specialist's horses,
and the specialist's men,
only you can put humpty 2 gevver again,
so do like michael finnegan...and begin again,

orgonomically accumulate fructagens# from the zero point ~quantum flux of the space/time continuumy...in yer tummy...yummy yummy pigs bum and japaneasy lemmon squeasy and toodle-pip squeaky...​

 

[iBrian]

Been on the waccy baccy, chakraman?

 

[Dream]

The dead swans lay in the stagnant pool
They lay. They rotted. They turned
Around occasionally
Bits of flesh dropped off them from
Time to time
And sank into the pool's mire
They also smelt a great deal.



--Paul Neil Milne Johnstone, of Redbridge in Essex
attribution of this poem according to hubpages.com /hub/ Who-is-the-worst-poet-in-the-world

 

[chakraman]

Been on the waccy baccy, chakraman?

kinda funny you should say that Bri cos i aint puffed really in 12 years but did t'other night whilst at a rare night out (first one in 8 years) with a bunch of funky hippies....bangin it was....

 

[DrumR]

{Turns up volume on the I pod with Soothing strains of gangsta' rap in the background, the words lash out upon the ear}

"Blessings on thee, little fiend
Barefoot pup with tea of green
With thy noise-some horrid trumpet
Would you like an other crumpet?"

 

[Diagoras]

I remember aanybody. She was brilliant. Or was it a he? Whatever aanybody had the power to make me weep! Through joy or sorrow I have forgotten but aanybody was special. And dont you wish you could edit thread titles?

 

[bob x]

Was aanybody related to Aan Raand by aany chance?

 

[pseudonymous]

2012

time has accelerated so much in my lifetime
i wonder if clocks are truly keeping up with the pace
is there some poor sap in a windowless room in charge
i wonder if there is someone manning the breaks

one day we were figuring out how to tame electricity
next we were discovering we were composed of the stuff
soon we will be riding the lightning to other worlds
and i am treading water within these stacatto rhthyms

the times have the feel of approaching a stress point
perhaps a big bang that will punctuate worried words
we are passengers on the same fog engulfed platform
waiting on a punctual train that may have already passed

most likely i will be at peace on that december day
death and enlightenment are immune to calendars
like a man sitting in a rocking chair on a rocketship
the journey is a mixed bag of exhaustion and acceleration

~Pseudonymous