Where do all the teaspoons go?

wil said:
Finding teaspoons in my dishwasher's bottom will not likely encourage me to use them.


(did I say that out loud?)
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Ahhh. :) I'm glad you, too, wouldn't likely be encouraged to use them.
 
They really ought to make a spoon that doubles as a cell phone and timepiece. Then people would be less likely to lose it.
 
oh no dream, if they did that I would be responsible for losing more. I have laundered many a cell phone!! (Damn, if they dont make em so small I dont even know they are in the pocket!!) what they need to make is a washable cell phone. then I would be happy. lol
 
Grey, that is a good point. What about a knife that could double as a cell phone? Would you buy one of those?
 
Dream said:
Grey, that is a good point. What about a knife that could double as a cell phone? Would you buy one of those?
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I think a knife that doubles as a cell phone would be a horrible idea...Knowing me, if I havent had my first pot of coffee in the morning, if I take or make a call, and press the wrong button, Id be sure to impale myself:eek:
but, I guess, if they do market that idea, as long as they included a first aid kit, it might be ok. lol;)
 
greymare said:
I think a knife that doubles as a cell phone would be a horrible idea...Knowing me, if I havent had my first pot of coffee in the morning, if I take or make a call, and press the wrong button, Id be sure to impale myself:eek:
but, I guess, if they do market that idea, as long as they included a first aid kit, it might be ok. lol;)
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they'd have a warning label that said "warning, this product not intended to be used near your head due to the risk of injury." which would make that cell phone much safer than they are currently.

heh... they are doing studies right now to see if the EM waves from them cause cancer. how much do you want to bet that they discover that concentrated EM waves next to your head cause problems?
 
heh... they are doing studies right now to see if the EM waves from them cause cancer. how much do you want to bet that they discover that concentrated EM waves next to your head cause problems?
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I hope they inflict intelligence upon the user, because that would be a welcome problem.
 
While I have no problem using a teaspoon, I do have problems with timepieces keeping correct time. I refuse to have a cell phone. For what that is worth.
 
I usually will keep the cell in a pocket but not my shirt pocket, and I only use it for short periods. It is unlikely to affect my brain. It may affect my offspring, but what do they care? They are getting free cell phone minutes.
 
Regards the cell phone...... a very good friend of ours(Ted) refused to have a cell phone. He had a landline in his home and he was happy with that. The days before easter, our river was flooded, so we were all house bound, Ted climbed the ridge behind our houses, with his binoculars and a back pack of water bottles to do his usual star gazing (we presume), layed down in the field, and passed away.......I often wonder, if he had a cell phone, if he had some warning that his heart was about to give out, could he have made a call that would have saved his life??? I know its a lot of "if's" , but still I wonder......
 
It is a secret Black Op funded by the NWO who need the metal to make their fleet of spaceships which they are making to escape the 2012 apocalypse.
 
The 2012 apocalypse is closely related to the apockoellipse, which has everything to do with long threads about teaspoons, which Muslimwoman appears to have repented for starting. I will be starting a second thread to discuss the apockoellipse.
 
Dream said:
The 2012 apocalypse is closely related to the apockoellipse, which has everything to do with long threads about teaspoons, which Muslimwoman appears to have repented for starting. I will be starting a second thread to discuss the apockoellipse.
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Is that what happens after all the teaspoons have been raptured away? :eek:
 
What of the ratio of loss, teaspoons, tablespoons, soupspoons. Seems the tablespoons (which I use for soupspoons) are the most often to go....

has hey diddle diddle, the fork or the cow come up as a potential suspects yet?

(don't know how SGs rapture comment made me think of that)
 
Seattlegal said:
Is that what happens after all the teaspoons have been raptured away? :eek:
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The soups of many shall grow cold. The tea-spoonless that remain must endure a time of forks and knives.

Wil said:
What of the ratio of loss, teaspoons, tablespoons, soupspoons. Seems the tablespoons (which I use for soupspoons) are the most often to go....

has hey diddle diddle, the fork or the cow come up as a potential suspects yet?
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Personally I believe the word 'teaspoons' encompasses all of those types of spoons. Could you explain what your second sentence is talking about using an appropriate reference? And who is 'Diddle'?
 
wil said:
What of the ratio of loss, teaspoons, tablespoons, soupspoons. Seems the tablespoons (which I use for soupspoons) are the most often to go....

has hey diddle diddle, the fork or the cow come up as a potential suspects yet?

(don't know how SGs rapture comment made me think of that)
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"The dish (flying saucer? :eek: ) ran away with the spoon."

{Mass abductions under the cover of rapture? :eek:}
 
Finally, we've got conclusive evidence from the hallway cam....

Case Closed.





High diddle diddle,
The Cat played the Fiddle,
The Cow jump'd over the Moon,
The little dog laugh'd to see such Craft,
And the Dish ran away with the Spoon.
 
Just wanted to report on my teaspoon situation.

The errant spoon has not reappeared.

However, a sppon, not from my set, has appeared.

Me thinks someone is trying to drive me nuts ...... it's working!!!
 
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