Cynical definition of Christianity

[iBrian]

Thought this was funny.

Urban Dictionary: Christianity

The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

 

[Snoopy]

That's trolling so you're banned.

No, wait ....

 

[pseudonymous]

not what i would expect from an urban dictionary

 

[wil]

Why is it that every thought that is coming into my head is being blocked by my 'don't post filter'?

and since when did I get a filter?

 

[NiceCupOfTea]

lol sounds about right