Happy Father's Day

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Happy Father's Day to all of the Dads out there. :)

Guinness Dark is available in both the Old Fart's Corral and Ye Olde Pretzel Shoppe & Pub.
 
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F's day?

hmmmm loses or rather gains something in the translation...

and thanx dahling as usual, the beer and pretzels are awesome....but the bowl of that seedy brown mustard is empty, could you be so kind to bring me some more? Not that I need it, I just soooo like the view when you are walking away....
 
wil said:
F's day?

hmmmm loses or rather gains something in the translation...

and thanx dahling as usual, the beer and pretzels are awesome....but the bowl of that seedy brown mustard is empty, could you be so kind to bring me some more? Not that I need it, I just soooo like the view when you are walking away....
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**Brings wil a fresh batch of grated horseradish/mustard seed (yellow and black)/champagne vinegar concoction in a covered container so I don't have to look at it or smell it**
 
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I'm in heaven.....

my barcolounger fully reclined....

my kindle and wifi....thousands of books at my finger tips....

Guiness

hangin in the OFC....

warm garlic pretzels and fresh ground mustard...

and being catered hand and foot by SG....

wots not to like?

how about that skimpy little maid outfit I gotcha?
 
Dear Kids,

Happy Father's Day! I hope you know how much I love you both. I'm so proud of the people you've become.

I know I haven't always been the best father. I've made my share of mistakes. But I want you to know that I love you unconditionally and I will always be here for you.

I've never felt qualified for any job I've ever done. I've always felt like an imposter. But you've taught me that I don't need to be perfect to be a good father. All I need is to love you and support you.

I remember when you were little, and I would take you to the park. You would run around and play, and I would watch you with such joy. I knew that I was the luckiest father in the world.

As you grew older, I watched you learn and grow. I was so proud of everything you accomplished. You both have made me so happy.

I know that I was not always the easiest person to live with. I can be stubborn and opinionated.

Thank you for being my kids. I love you more than anything in the world.

Love,
Dad

*edit note (imposter syndrome is real and this entire post was written by ai with the prompt "Help me write a fathers day apology to my kids, they turned out great despite all my mistakes.")
 
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Dear Kids,
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So I had this idea...to have ai write this...and it is so accurately generic...like cold reading, psychics, tarot readers, astrology fortunes...amazing...but where is the lie?

Where did the idea come from who knows, but it came out great as an exercise for this luddite using ai....and then

BONUS!

I don't wanna add a new F'day thread if there were an old one and I find this gem!

As I continued to read I was so hoping to find the first time SG threw a guiness on me!

I so enjoy memory lane!
 
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