Namaste Jesus
Praise the Lord and Enjoy the Chai
That is remarkable. The standard joke among Jews is: "Two Jews, three opinions." In fact, Judaism both fosters and legitimatizes depute. See, for example, this well known bit of midrash.
That is funny. I've heard a couple different versions of that one. Rabbi Segal tells it, ask a Jew their opinion and you'll get 3. None their own.