I wonder, apart from baiting Christians, do you ever wonder that perhaps it's you who has misunderstood the text? That would be the more likely solution, don't you think?
Certainly, incomprehension arises when one takes a verse and presents it out of context.
Scripture has to be read holistically if it's going to be read literally, and thoughtfully, then if one has the nous the apparent contradictions and inconsistencies resolve themselves and the text reveals something of Itself.
Beyond this, it has to be read prayerfully, or 'in the spirit' as the text itself says, if one seeks enlightenment, more than just understanding.
If one reads purely 'by the letter', then really one skims the surface, and it's hardly surprising one remains 'in the dark' and misses the point altogether. Especially in this 'no-brainer' consumer-oriented world in which we live.
To assume it's 'just a text' like any other, and you approach it like you would a domestic appliance manual is, I suggest, somewhat short-sighted and rather naïf.