Gordian Knot
Being Deviant IS My Art.
Process of Theology:
Theologist 1: "Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah."
Theologist 2: "Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah."
Theologist 1: "You are wrong and I can prove it." Pulls out ancient text A1A. "See here it plainly says Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Theologist 2: "Yeah but what about this?" Pulls out ancient text B2B. "See here. This plainly shows text A1A is wrong!".
Theologist 1: "Wrong! Here look at this important ancient document QE2. This obviously supports my first document, and that is why you are wrong!"
Theologist 2: "Wrong! This important ancient document R2D2 plainly shows your logic to be flawed."
Theologist 1: "Your evidence is not valid. I know this is so because my evidence plainly shows you are wrong."
Theologist 2: "That's just your opinion. Prove it!"
Theologist 1: "I have proven it. You just will not see that my evidence is correct. It is your opinion that is wrong, and your evidence that is faulty."
Theologist 2: "You obviously do not have the wisdom to see THE TRUTH when it is staring you in the face."
Theologist 1: "You are the one who lacks the true inner wisdom to see you are wrong."
Theologist 2: "Am not!"
Theologist 1: Are so!"
Theologist 2: "Not!"
Theologist 1: "Are!"
Theologist 2: "Not!"
Theologist 1: "Are!"
Theologist 2: "Not!"
Theologist 1: "Are!"
Both walk away knowing they are the one in the right and the other is the deluded fool.
Process of Science:
Scientist 1: "Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah."
Scientist 2: "Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah."
Scientist 1: "You are wrong and I can prove it". Pulls out experiment showing that his theory is correct".
Scientist 2: "I ran your experiment and I cannot get the same results you do. You theory is flawed."
Scientist 1: "Obviously you made a mistake replicating my experiment."
Scientist 2: "Don't think I did. Okay I ran it a second time and again could not replicate your results. I asked my good friend Scientist 3 to give it a try".
Scientist 3: "I could not replicate your results either Scientist 1. Your theory is flawed".
Scientist 1: "Look. I'm the pre-eminent man in this field. Who are you neanderthals to tell me I am wrong!"
Neanderthal 1: "Dammit. Stop picking on my species. We were just as smart as your species. Didn't you see our car insurance commercials?"
Scientist 3: "Who the heck was that?"
Scientist 2: "Just some neanderthal complaining. Again."
Neanderthal 1: "Hey. Watch it!"
Scientists 2&3: "Here's how it is Scientist 1. Your colleagues cannot replicate your results independently. Your theory is wrong. Those are the facts. Not open to personal opinion."
Scientist 1: "You know who I am? I’m the guy. THE guy! Neanderthals, the lot of you!”
Neanderthal 1: "Arrrrggghhhhhhhhhhhh!!"
Scientist 1: “I will prove I am right and you are wrong. I will devise another experiment that will prove my theory is valid.”
Scientists 2&3: “We will look forward to your results. But until and unless we can replicate your results, your theory cannot be considered valid. Whether you are THE GUY or not.
Scientist 1: “Hah!”
Scientist 2: “HaH!!”
Scientist 3: “HAH!”
Neanderthal 1: “Anyone want to do lunch?”
Theologist 1: "Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah."
Theologist 2: "Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah."
Theologist 1: "You are wrong and I can prove it." Pulls out ancient text A1A. "See here it plainly says Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Theologist 2: "Yeah but what about this?" Pulls out ancient text B2B. "See here. This plainly shows text A1A is wrong!".
Theologist 1: "Wrong! Here look at this important ancient document QE2. This obviously supports my first document, and that is why you are wrong!"
Theologist 2: "Wrong! This important ancient document R2D2 plainly shows your logic to be flawed."
Theologist 1: "Your evidence is not valid. I know this is so because my evidence plainly shows you are wrong."
Theologist 2: "That's just your opinion. Prove it!"
Theologist 1: "I have proven it. You just will not see that my evidence is correct. It is your opinion that is wrong, and your evidence that is faulty."
Theologist 2: "You obviously do not have the wisdom to see THE TRUTH when it is staring you in the face."
Theologist 1: "You are the one who lacks the true inner wisdom to see you are wrong."
Theologist 2: "Am not!"
Theologist 1: Are so!"
Theologist 2: "Not!"
Theologist 1: "Are!"
Theologist 2: "Not!"
Theologist 1: "Are!"
Theologist 2: "Not!"
Theologist 1: "Are!"
Both walk away knowing they are the one in the right and the other is the deluded fool.
Process of Science:
Scientist 1: "Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah."
Scientist 2: "Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah."
Scientist 1: "You are wrong and I can prove it". Pulls out experiment showing that his theory is correct".
Scientist 2: "I ran your experiment and I cannot get the same results you do. You theory is flawed."
Scientist 1: "Obviously you made a mistake replicating my experiment."
Scientist 2: "Don't think I did. Okay I ran it a second time and again could not replicate your results. I asked my good friend Scientist 3 to give it a try".
Scientist 3: "I could not replicate your results either Scientist 1. Your theory is flawed".
Scientist 1: "Look. I'm the pre-eminent man in this field. Who are you neanderthals to tell me I am wrong!"
Neanderthal 1: "Dammit. Stop picking on my species. We were just as smart as your species. Didn't you see our car insurance commercials?"
Scientist 3: "Who the heck was that?"
Scientist 2: "Just some neanderthal complaining. Again."
Neanderthal 1: "Hey. Watch it!"
Scientists 2&3: "Here's how it is Scientist 1. Your colleagues cannot replicate your results independently. Your theory is wrong. Those are the facts. Not open to personal opinion."
Scientist 1: "You know who I am? I’m the guy. THE guy! Neanderthals, the lot of you!”
Neanderthal 1: "Arrrrggghhhhhhhhhhhh!!"
Scientist 1: “I will prove I am right and you are wrong. I will devise another experiment that will prove my theory is valid.”
Scientists 2&3: “We will look forward to your results. But until and unless we can replicate your results, your theory cannot be considered valid. Whether you are THE GUY or not.
Scientist 1: “Hah!”
Scientist 2: “HaH!!”
Scientist 3: “HAH!”
Neanderthal 1: “Anyone want to do lunch?”