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This rant involves politics and the LA wildfires (that's why I didn't go into details.)???
Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
To Whom it May Concern,
Because you kept pulling on my arm, the part of my scanning thing popped off in my clothes, and I need to contact the company that makes the kit to get a new one without using my pharmacy/insurance to cover it. (I only got it put on Tuesday, and it popped off Friday!) You bloody know that I can't use a "traditional" monitor due to my weird blood! Next time you do this, I'm throwing you into the nearest washer!
To Whom it May Concern #2,
No, I'm not interested in the inauguration Monday. I never was, and I won't ever be! Leave me alone with my feline companions! (I apologize for the political leanings of this particular rant.)
To Whom it May Concern #3,
STOP USING 9-1-1/9-9-9 AS YOUR PERSONAL TRANSPORTATION! My flat overlooks the fire lane, and the blinds don't block out the bloody emergency lights! Oh, and get your van checked by a real mechanic while you're at it! (they park it right outside my flat, too.)
Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
Because you kept pulling on my arm, the part of my scanning thing popped off in my clothes, and I need to contact the company that makes the kit to get a new one without using my pharmacy/insurance to cover it. (I only got it put on Tuesday, and it popped off Friday!) You bloody know that I can't use a "traditional" monitor due to my weird blood! Next time you do this, I'm throwing you into the nearest washer!
To Whom it May Concern #2,
No, I'm not interested in the inauguration Monday. I never was, and I won't ever be! Leave me alone with my feline companions! (I apologize for the political leanings of this particular rant.)
To Whom it May Concern #3,
STOP USING 9-1-1/9-9-9 AS YOUR PERSONAL TRANSPORTATION! My flat overlooks the fire lane, and the blinds don't block out the bloody emergency lights! Oh, and get your van checked by a real mechanic while you're at it! (they park it right outside my flat, too.)
Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
Nor me .. it is quite boring.
I watched a babyNor me .. it is quite boring.
and 
"inauguration" instead (along with updates on the LA fires and a blind RPGer playing an audio-enhanced game.)Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
To Whom it May Concern,
Where and when did you last see your Tylanol3 medication? I never would take it myself due to being deathly allergic to codeine (I found out about that allergy over three decades ago when I stopped breathing while attempting to register at the ER/A&E desk after taking just one dose of said medication...)
To Whom it May Concern #2,
I highly doubt that your vehicle was broken into earlier today at the grocery store where my pharmacy is/was. If it was, why didn't you go to customer service/security to report it? I don't randomly give strangers cash after being financially screwed by a family member at least a score of years ago. If I was better with faces, I would've reported you for soliciting inside the store itself!
Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
Where and when did you last see your Tylanol3 medication? I never would take it myself due to being deathly allergic to codeine (I found out about that allergy over three decades ago when I stopped breathing while attempting to register at the ER/A&E desk after taking just one dose of said medication...)
To Whom it May Concern #2,
I highly doubt that your vehicle was broken into earlier today at the grocery store where my pharmacy is/was. If it was, why didn't you go to customer service/security to report it? I don't randomly give strangers cash after being financially screwed by a family member at least a score of years ago. If I was better with faces, I would've reported you for soliciting inside the store itself!
Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
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To Whom It May Concern:
ATTENTION SCAMMERS!!
STOP TRYING TO TRICK MY BOSSES INTO SENDING YOU MY PAYCHECK!!
WE HAVE PROTOCOLS!!
IT'S NOT YOURS ANYWAY!!!
ATTENTION SCAMMERS!!
STOP TRYING TO TRICK MY BOSSES INTO SENDING YOU MY PAYCHECK!!
WE HAVE PROTOCOLS!!
IT'S NOT YOURS ANYWAY!!!
To Whom it May Concern,
Just because something is on a "digital coupon" doesn't mean that you must purchase it! Hell, the cashier was grateful when it was my turn in line! (I had only three items, none of them were on "digital coupons", and I had the funds for them in-hand...)
To Whom it May Concern #2,
Please keep your leg out of the aisle on the bus! I almost did a bloody faceplant going to an empty seat! It was worse when I almost tripped on your bloody cane. We won't even discuss the young lady that did fall because of you!
To Whom it May Concern #3,
Since when did State Street sound like Washington Avenue?
Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
Just because something is on a "digital coupon" doesn't mean that you must purchase it! Hell, the cashier was grateful when it was my turn in line! (I had only three items, none of them were on "digital coupons", and I had the funds for them in-hand...)
To Whom it May Concern #2,
Please keep your leg out of the aisle on the bus! I almost did a bloody faceplant going to an empty seat! It was worse when I almost tripped on your bloody cane. We won't even discuss the young lady that did fall because of you!
To Whom it May Concern #3,
Since when did State Street sound like Washington Avenue?
Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
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To Whom it May Concerned,
Why did you waste my time as well as your own before telling me that my cardiac medication wasn't going to be covered by my medical insurance? And why didn't you contact me concerning the fact that the physician that prescribed it wasn't part of my medical insurance? If I knew either piece of information, I could've changed physicians ASAP.
To Whom it May Concern #2,
You keep pestering me about what I order each week at the get-together. I'm getting sick and tired of repeating the same bloody information. Next time, I'm going to have the person in charge of the outing order for you until you start listening or you get kicked out!
To Whom it May Concern #3,
Everyone in the complex got the same notification about places that are temporarily prohibited (they are replacing floor tiles and pavement in three building exits and to the second storey laundry room [they're replacing the pluming in the laundry room, as well].) You can use the elevator/"lift" to access the third storey laundry room the same as I do! Oh, and there are three more exits from the building that you can use, too. By the way, the laundromat closest to us has been closed for at least a month (went out of buisiness in November AFAIK.) There're at least a couple more within a two mile radius if you really need to do multiple loads of laundry. At least your laundry doesn't smell like intact tom spray! (not that mine does atm [Tomodachi's neutered.])
To Whom it May Concern #4,
You were evicted twice due to abandonment of property in the complex. I'm not risking my flat to let you sojourn in said flat! If I'm not letting my siblings sojourn here, why the fluff would let you? Oh, and I might know a smidgin more about the religion I was raised in, especially the dietary restrictions! (RabbiO would know even more since he has access to reliable sources while I don't.)
Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
Why did you waste my time as well as your own before telling me that my cardiac medication wasn't going to be covered by my medical insurance? And why didn't you contact me concerning the fact that the physician that prescribed it wasn't part of my medical insurance? If I knew either piece of information, I could've changed physicians ASAP.
To Whom it May Concern #2,
You keep pestering me about what I order each week at the get-together. I'm getting sick and tired of repeating the same bloody information. Next time, I'm going to have the person in charge of the outing order for you until you start listening or you get kicked out!
To Whom it May Concern #3,
Everyone in the complex got the same notification about places that are temporarily prohibited (they are replacing floor tiles and pavement in three building exits and to the second storey laundry room [they're replacing the pluming in the laundry room, as well].) You can use the elevator/"lift" to access the third storey laundry room the same as I do! Oh, and there are three more exits from the building that you can use, too. By the way, the laundromat closest to us has been closed for at least a month (went out of buisiness in November AFAIK.) There're at least a couple more within a two mile radius if you really need to do multiple loads of laundry. At least your laundry doesn't smell like intact tom
spray! (not that mine does atm [Tomodachi's neutered.])To Whom it May Concern #4,
You were evicted twice due to abandonment of property in the complex. I'm not risking my flat to let you sojourn in said flat! If I'm not letting my siblings sojourn here, why the fluff would let you? Oh, and I might know a smidgin more about the religion I was raised in, especially the dietary restrictions! (RabbiO would know even more since he has access to reliable sources while I don't.)
Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
To Whom it May Concern,,
I couldn't undergo my cataract surgery Wednesday because there was a nasty snowstorm complicated by a police event downtown. I would've had to go through that sh!t whether I took the bus or if I took an Uber/Lyft. Hell, the pharmacist that came to the complex cut the "clinic" short because of the storm! Oh, and all of the buildings on campus were locked/events were canceled due to the snow emergency!
To Whom it May Concern #2,
If you wanted to know if the clinic where your doctor's appointment was open, take a few seconds to phone them. It's less expensive/safer than going to said clinic, especially during a bloody snow emergency!
To Whom it May Concern #3,
Why the hell did you thow out the cards for my podiatrist and endocrinologist? And why did you throw out the user's manual to my new cell phone? Next time, I'm thowing out your important papers! Starting with your driver's license.
To Whom it May Concern #4,
My flat overlooks the fire lane, and the clients for your agency have a nasty habit of dialing 9-1-1/9-9-9 for frivoulous reasons. I need my bloody sleep. If you don't like it, find someone else honest to deliver my weekly allotment!
Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
I couldn't undergo my cataract surgery Wednesday because there was a nasty snowstorm complicated by a police event downtown. I would've had to go through that sh!t whether I took the bus or if I took an Uber/Lyft. Hell, the pharmacist that came to the complex cut the "clinic" short because of the storm! Oh, and all of the buildings on campus were locked/events were canceled due to the snow emergency!
To Whom it May Concern #2,
If you wanted to know if the clinic where your doctor's appointment was open, take a few seconds to phone them. It's less expensive/safer than going to said clinic, especially during a bloody snow emergency!
To Whom it May Concern #3,
Why the hell did you thow out the cards for my podiatrist and endocrinologist? And why did you throw out the user's manual to my new cell phone? Next time, I'm thowing out your important papers! Starting with your driver's license.
To Whom it May Concern #4,
My flat overlooks the fire lane, and the clients for your agency have a nasty habit of dialing 9-1-1/9-9-9 for frivoulous reasons. I need my bloody sleep. If you don't like it, find someone else honest to deliver my weekly allotment!
Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
To Whom it May Concern,
You're the bus driver. You're paid to get your passengers to their destination in a timely manner. You were close to a half hour late pulling up to the layover stop on campus, then you got lost four times while I was on your bus (once on campus, once on the way to the freeway, once through State Fair Park and the final time was on Greenfield Avenue.) I gave myself over an hour's leeway to get to my appointment, yet, because you just had to have your extra large cup of coffee, I was close to twenty minutes late! I was lucky that the surgical team took me because they didn't need to! Oh, and I could've/ought to have walked to the clinic from where you got your coffee, but I wasn't sure how far the clinic was from the Speedway (and the intersection/"intersection" is far busier/more dangerous than the one where I was hit by a car several years ago [I don't want to repeat that experience!])
To Whom it May Concern #2,
Stay in your proverbial lane! You're a pre-/post-op nurse, specializing in the eyes. I'm being treated by an endocrinologist for my hirsutism. Oh, and I hope that you find yourself in my situation in your foreseeable future! If it wasn't for the fact that I was "under the influence", I would've just walked out and taken the bus home!
Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
You're the bus driver. You're paid to get your passengers to their destination in a timely manner. You were close to a half hour late pulling up to the layover stop on campus, then you got lost four times while I was on your bus (once on campus, once on the way to the freeway, once through State Fair Park and the final time was on Greenfield Avenue.) I gave myself over an hour's leeway to get to my appointment, yet, because you just had to have your extra large cup of coffee, I was close to twenty minutes late! I was lucky that the surgical team took me because they didn't need to! Oh, and I could've/ought to have walked to the clinic from where you got your coffee, but I wasn't sure how far the clinic was from the Speedway (and the intersection/"intersection" is far busier/more dangerous than the one where I was hit by a car several years ago [I don't want to repeat that experience!])
To Whom it May Concern #2,
Stay in your proverbial lane! You're a pre-/post-op nurse, specializing in the eyes. I'm being treated by an endocrinologist for my hirsutism. Oh, and I hope that you find yourself in my situation in your foreseeable future! If it wasn't for the fact that I was "under the influence", I would've just walked out and taken the bus home!
Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
To Whom it May Concern,
WTF did you do with my bus pass? If you threw it out, why? I took it out of my jacket because the jacket needed to go through the laundry, and I placed it on my dinette table. Now I can't find it! (she was here when it disappeared...)
To Whom it May Concern #2,
I don't qualify for Medicare because I'm too young (I'm on the "wrong side of sixty.") Stop calling me!
Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
WTF did you do with my bus pass? If you threw it out, why? I took it out of my jacket because the jacket needed to go through the laundry, and I placed it on my dinette table. Now I can't find it! (she was here when it disappeared...)
To Whom it May Concern #2,
I don't qualify for Medicare because I'm too young (I'm on the "wrong side of sixty.") Stop calling me!
Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
Aupmanyav
Be your own guru.
Who did that, just let me know. I am on the wrong side of eighty.Stop calling me!
Overeager insurance salespeople who "coldcall" from lists, even when the phone number/s is/are/was/were on the government "Do Not Call" list! Yes, my phone number/s is/are on the "Do Not Call" list!Who did that, just let me know. I am on the wrong side of eighty.
Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
To Whom it May Concern,
Stop soliciting underage people! There are at least two schools just up the street from the bus stop where you were soliciting them! Be grateful that you weren't arrested/sent to a behavioral facilitiy then and there! Oh, and just because I'm not a PoC doesn't mean that I'm not what used to be called a "passer" (a PoC who could "pass" for someone who isn't...)
I apologize for the subject of this rant.
Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
Stop soliciting underage people! There are at least two schools just up the street from the bus stop where you were soliciting them! Be grateful that you weren't arrested/sent to a behavioral facilitiy then and there! Oh, and just because I'm not a PoC doesn't mean that I'm not what used to be called a "passer" (a PoC who could "pass" for someone who isn't...)
I apologize for the subject of this rant.
Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
To Whom it May Concern,
How the fluff can you install windows backwards? Is that how insects get inside so fluffing easy? (Before anyone asks, the windows are the horizontally-sliding ones, not the vertical ones.) The manager was the one who "diagnosed" that "problem" (along with a few others...)
To Whom it May Concern #2,
I couldn't meet you yesterday due to
(couldn't use the landline, either.) I don't believe that you'd want to be covered in my breakfast iykwim...
To Whom it May Concern #3,
I don't play any of the games that y'all have for "game day". (They have "Jenga", "Connect 4", "Old Maid", and the like, while I play games like "Lancer", "Witchcraft", "Exalted", "Red Star", "Heroes of the Doom Star", City Without Numbers" and Solitaire [on the computer as well as with three different decks of cards].) Please leave me alone until y'all can have large enough competent gamers! Both in reading and math sciences! Maybe find a few "Choose Your Own Adventure" books to introduce yourselves to the gaming styles that I'm comfortable with... I can supply the polyhedral dice if/when required without touching The Trio's sets (or their character sheets!)
To Whom it May Concern #4,
I'm still sick! Plus, I still can't find my bus pass! I'd have to walk all the way to the offices, just to pick up my weekly funds! Oh, and I missed my month post-op appointment for my right eye (rescheduled for the 2nd, possibly the same day as my podiatrist appointment...)
To Whom it May Concern #5,
I don't qualify for Medicare! How many times do I have to tell y'all this bloody fact!?
Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
How the fluff can you install windows backwards? Is that how insects get inside so fluffing easy? (Before anyone asks, the windows are the horizontally-sliding ones, not the vertical ones.) The manager was the one who "diagnosed" that "problem" (along with a few others...)
To Whom it May Concern #2,
I couldn't meet you yesterday due to
(couldn't use the landline, either.) I don't believe that you'd want to be covered in my breakfast iykwim...To Whom it May Concern #3,
I don't play any of the games that y'all have for "game day". (They have "Jenga", "Connect 4", "Old Maid", and the like, while I play games like "Lancer", "Witchcraft", "Exalted", "Red Star", "Heroes of the Doom Star", City Without Numbers" and Solitaire [on the computer as well as with three different decks of cards].) Please leave me alone until y'all can have large enough competent gamers! Both in reading and math sciences! Maybe find a few "Choose Your Own Adventure" books to introduce yourselves to the gaming styles that I'm comfortable with... I can supply the polyhedral dice if/when required without touching The Trio's sets (or their character sheets!)
To Whom it May Concern #4,
I'm still sick! Plus, I still can't find my bus pass! I'd have to walk all the way to the offices, just to pick up my weekly funds! Oh, and I missed my month post-op appointment for my right eye (rescheduled for the 2nd, possibly the same day as my podiatrist appointment...)
To Whom it May Concern #5,
I don't qualify for Medicare! How many times do I have to tell y'all this bloody fact!?
Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
To Whom it May Concern,
Why did you discuss a possible new client for my helper right in front of me? Especially in my presence? And in graphic detail? (I won't divulge said details here, both for the neighbour's privacy and for everyone here's sense of decency.)
To Whom it May Concern #2,
WtF was with hiding the fresh potatoes so long that they rotted/drew fruit flies? And I finally found where my miniature measuring cup went (my garbage disposal.) Said measuring cup is now glass shards, a hazard for any-/everyone reaching in there to clean out the disposal!
To Whom it May Concern #3,
I'm not qualified for your products/services due to being too bloody young! Take my landline off of your lists, especially because it's both unlisted/unpublished and on the Do Not Call list!
To Whom it May Concern #4,
Can you bloody read? No parking your private vehicle in the bloody Fire Lane! For obvious reasons! My flat overlooks said Fire Lane!
Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
Why did you discuss a possible new client for my helper right in front of me? Especially in my presence? And in graphic detail? (I won't divulge said details here, both for the neighbour's privacy and for everyone here's sense of decency.)
To Whom it May Concern #2,
WtF was with hiding the fresh potatoes so long that they rotted/drew fruit flies? And I finally found where my miniature measuring cup went (my garbage disposal.) Said measuring cup is now glass shards, a hazard for any-/everyone reaching in there to clean out the disposal!
To Whom it May Concern #3,
I'm not qualified for your products/services due to being too bloody young! Take my landline off of your lists, especially because it's both unlisted/unpublished and on the Do Not Call list!
To Whom it May Concern #4,
Can you bloody read? No parking your private vehicle in the bloody Fire Lane! For obvious reasons! My flat overlooks said Fire Lane!
Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
To Whom it May Concern,
WTF is going on with my MetFormin? I've been out for a fortnight (which is dangerous!) and I refuse to go on insulin due to my "weird" blood (it coagulates immediately, prohibiting "regular" glucose monitoring...)
To Whom it May Concern #2,
I don't want to call your odors out in public since they are rather prodominant (they were the subject of the "conversation" between management and the lady that helps me.) I don't need to hear about your medical enuram, either, since I have my own medical enuram to deal with. Your driver might be able to refuse service for you if you don't clean up your act (I have dealt with refusal of service before Shadow Kibblesbane was neutered [anyone who has lived with a "sprayer" would be familiar with the scent...])
To Whom it May Concern #3,
When I ask for no bacon, please heed my request. I'm deathly allergic to pork products, and y'all don't want a visit from the fire department!
Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
WTF is going on with my MetFormin? I've been out for a fortnight (which is dangerous!) and I refuse to go on insulin due to my "weird" blood (it coagulates immediately, prohibiting "regular" glucose monitoring...)
To Whom it May Concern #2,
I don't want to call your odors out in public since they are rather prodominant (they were the subject of the "conversation" between management and the lady that helps me.) I don't need to hear about your medical enuram, either, since I have my own medical enuram to deal with. Your driver might be able to refuse service for you if you don't clean up your act (I have dealt with refusal of service before Shadow Kibblesbane was neutered [anyone who has lived with a "sprayer" would be familiar with the scent...])
To Whom it May Concern #3,
When I ask for no bacon, please heed my request. I'm deathly allergic to pork products, and y'all don't want a visit from the fire department!
Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine