OMG! Don't worry about that just now – the important question: DID YOU TOUCH IT?
The Daily Mail, I mean ... did you physically touch the newspaper? If so, wash your hands thoroughly, take your temperature and check your blood-pressure if you can. Monitor for three days. If nothing's rising, you're OK.
Symptoms to look out for: Racism. Sexism. Nationbalism. Trans-phobia, Gossip and Scandalmongering ... a general fear of everything 'alien' or 'foreign' to the 'little c conservative, 'Middle England' mindset... if so, seek help immediately, and whatever you do, avoid clicking on the Sidebar of Shame'.
How to tell if you have DMdisease? Just about anything and everything 'makes my blood boil'.
Oh, and a belief that everything, and I mean everything, causes cancer.
(Not sure how au fait you are with the Daily Mail?)