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Don’t you think is about time this messiah chap raised his head? I mean most religions predict a final prophet, wouldn’t now be a good time; personally I think he should turn up to the party or just not bother. Perhaps he is waiting for the antichrist to do his turn; you can’t have Christ before the antichrist it just goes against history, the bad guy has to lose. So where is AC? Don’t look at any of the tin pot dictators (I include Blair and Bush here); Forget politics, he’s going to be where the power really is, in the corporate world. Although I’m not a fan of corporate business I don’t really see anything more evil about them than their material greed and their desire to wield a bit of power, which I put down to the fact they have never felt loved, although it could simply be a penis thing. Perhaps he too is keeping his head down, what is the point of following a predestined path when he knows he is going to lose, we all know the story before it even starts I mean what kind of incentive is that. Any way that aside what other clues have we got? Well to me the best known is the number of the beast 666, now as far as I can tell the only time numbers are intrinsically linked to people are on birthdays so that’s where I’d be looking, I’ll show you, take this birthday 21.11.1966 now if we add the individual numbers together like this (2+1+1+1+1+9)66 we get a three digit number 666. For an Englishman 1966 is a very special year, a lot of energy in this country that year. That’s my birthday but I bet you guessed as much, I think I’ll form a 666s club for anyone interested. Perhaps we should be looking for a 38 year old English speaking male. Wouldn’t it be great if we had a woman as the antichrist, the church would love that, it fits nicely with most religious dogma? He’s got to speak English; you won’t get the market penetration with any other language I don’t see a French antichrist somehow. Every suggested antichrist has fallen by the way side and I’m beginning to lose hope we are ever going to get one and we need one to complete the jigsaw. Anyway the original question was where is the messiah? Well again I think he has to be English speaking and it will have to be his native tongue, you can only talk really deep philosophies in your own language. I doubt he would be American, Australian, new Zealand etc they don’t have enough history although I don’t rule them out, his family could have emigrated, its Great Britton (must have been great for a reason) where I think you’ll find him. Anyway where ever he is he’s got thirty odd years of his life to kill so he’s going to have to do something to earn a living. My guess is he’d go for a simple job something earthy like farming or a trade like carpentry, basically the same things the last messiah was in to. One thing is sure I bet he’s been warning people about stock market crashes and the dangers in the housing market as well the more serious global issues; prophets prophesise by definition. I completely forgot! he is easy to find just check the birth register for virgin births! Bollocks! How the hell is a mother supposed to bond with a child when she was impregnated against her will, and then have to explain this to the boy when he asks about dad? He’ll grow more screwed up than Michael Jackson. There is another possibility that explains everything, why there has been no antichrist and subsequently no messiah too save us from said antichrist; the Antichrist and Christ are one and the same! What if that is just a way of saying it’s just a man, a bit of bad and a lot of good but all the same short comings as every fucker else. No son of god crap, only human beings take this form and maybe some lizards (I know one of the lizards there OK they just want to be loved) but that is it. Of course there would be no miracles and without miracles how you going to grab everyone’s attention, especially now when a miracle is exactly what we need. Can you imagine trying to convince a cynical world you’re the guy they have been waiting for but you don’t do miracles your 100% mortal and you might even be the bad guy too, I don’t envy anyone that task. You know there is so much talk of men it makes me wonder where all the women are in this grand plan to sort out the human race. My mum ran the family when I was a kid, grandma ran my dads family and Becky runs ours, men can’t run a piss up in a brewery. You take any heterosexual male (gay males would just get on with it) and put him in a room with Angelina Jolly, then see how pathetic he becomes, although this will not feature in the stories he tells. The brain might be a powerful organ but it has stiff competition. If there was a messiah and given that he was human then he most likely has a partner and children then ultimately it will be his family he answers too. The simple fact is we probably aren’t going to get a second coming or tenth coming or what ever religion you have signed up for, we are probably going to be left to wallow in our own **** because even if he did exist he’s not going to stick his neck out for us. He would just say things we don’t want to hear, like pull your finger out and sort this mess out yourself. Truth is we don’t need a messiah, we have the intelligence and the resources to create a utopia ourselves only fear pedalled by governments and religions prevents us. Of course I could be completely wrong and the big guy himself will float serenely down to earth on a fluffy cloud surrounded by angels we’ll all drop to our knees and thank god as he waves his magic wand and puts everything right. While we are waiting do you thing we could at least try and recycle. Good to meet you all, my real names Brian and I’m not the Messiah I’m a very naughty boy.
