I think you're missing the point there, JJM.
I once posted a similar scenario on my blog. I'll reprint it here:
Now, I'm going to do a little role playing. I'm a 28-year-old woman with a degree in chemical engineering. I wasn't brought up with any religion. In fact, religion was never discussed in my home, and I really don't know much about it. It wouldn't be accurate to call me an atheist or an agnostic because I don't really have an opinion on the subject one way or another. But lately I've been giving it some thought, and I've decided I would like to give this religion thing a try. So, like a good scientist, I start with some research.
I discover that there are scores of religions, and that within the religions, there are scores of denominations and/or cults. So I begin to try to narrow the field a little. I do some reading and I talk to some believers.
An Evangelical Christian tells me that the only true authority is the Bible, which was divinely inspired, and therefor is inerrant. He is convinced that he knows and understands god and that his interpretation of the bible represents absolute truth. I then talk to a Roman Catholic. Even though her interpretation of Christianity is quite different from the Evangelical's, she is just as convinced as he was that her version of the faith represents absolute truth. She tells me that Catholicism is the only authentic road to salvation. Next comes a Pentecostal Christian. He too believes that his interpretation of the bible allows him unique insight into god and truth. His conviction that he knows god is as strong as with the other two.
Next I meet a conservative Muslim. He tells me that the only true authority is the Koran. which was dictated to Muhammed by angels, so is inerrant. Like with the Christians, he is convinced that his interpretation of the Koran allows him to know Allah and to understand absolute truth. When I meet a liberal Muslim, he tells me that the conservative was almost certainly wrong and that his interpretation of the Koran is the "truth."
The Reform Jew's position is the same as the others. He knows the truth, it's revealed in the bible, and his interpretation is "true." The Orthodox Jew tells me to go scratch because I'm unworthy to be Jewish.
Armed with this information, I must now decide which religion I will pick, and then which denomination within the religion. How do I make the choice? Which one is true? Everyone is convinced that his or her faith is the true faith, but that's based mainly on their upbringing, values and beliefs.
Here's the funny thing about being an absolutist: In a paradoxical way, it leads to relativism. When people believe that they are right, that they know god, that they know what absolute truth is, what they're really saying is that their interpretation of the bible, their interpretation of god, their interpretation of the world, is the basis for all reality. In a way, they have made themselves god. Their interpretations become "truth." And they are now allowed to reject any evidence or arguments that would contradict their world view. Because, after all, their world view is absolute truth.
The young woman seeking a religion has no more reason to believe in the Christian's reality as she does the Muslim's. They both claim that what they are telling her is based on objective truth. And they both deeply believe it is objective truth. Their claims are almost identical. What they posit as evidence for their "truths" is almost identical. Each will reject alternative interpretations of the world with equal vehemence.
Absolutism is a seductive trap. It promises to make you a god. It's the road to idolatry.
Now this isn't easy for the pious among us to hear. People invest a great deal of emotion in their beliefs, and hearing that a reality that transcends human reality also transcends human understanding is not easy. Many confuse faith with certainty, when faith is really closer to hope.
There is nothing wrong with accepting a series of stories and rituals as your own personal light onto a reality that exists beyond your understanding. Just don't confuse those stories and rituals with actual reality.
At least that's what I think. But what I do know. I'm just got here in this universe myself.