Jokes, jokes, and more jokes ...

[Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine]

Coffee and s!

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

 

[Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine]

(Almost) everyone who lives with s could empathize:

A quadrupedal thief!

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[Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine]

For those of us who don't "do mornings":

Oh dear!:

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

 

[Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine]

Who else ""feels"/agrees" with this decorating "tip"?

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[Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine]

Another truism!

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

 

[Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine]

Y'all might find this - um - droll:

Anyone who lives with multiple nonhumjan companions might appreciate this:

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

 

[Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine]

My opinion would be slightly different here, but overall it's another truism:

(My drink would be some kind of tea.)

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

 

[Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine]

Who else wants a t-shirt like this?

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

 

[SufiPhilosophy]

I am trying to bring the following jokes (l made myself) into the mainstream:

1. Your momma is so poor, her Neighbourhood Watch is a Casio
2. Your momma is so poor, her personal trainer is an Adidas.
3. QQQ: Did you hear what happened to Uhura off Star Trek?
AAA: William Shatner

 

[stranger]

I am trying to bring the following jokes (l made myself) into the mainstream:

1. Your momma is so poor, her Neighbourhood Watch is a Casio
2. Your momma is so poor, her personal trainer is an Adidas.
3. QQQ: Did you hear what happened to Uhura off Star Trek?
AAA: William Shatner

Interesting, Sufi. Your... what? voice, essence has a different feel to it. Not the usual fare for these parts. You seem nice enough. My PM is available if you ever want to talk. It was spammed up by mods here awhile back but I think it still works.

 

[Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine]

Anyone else ever feel this way?

I apologize for the language used here, but it's a truism!

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

 

[Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine]

A couple of truisms from my LiveJournal feed:

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[Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine]

Have any of the servants here encountered this truism?

Anyone else feel this way?

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[Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine]

Does anyone else want a job here?

Y'all might appreciate this thread from my Dreamwidth feed: https://cheezburger.com/14350085/cat-shenanigan-extravaganza-tumblr-posts-style

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[Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine]

Does anyone agree? Is this another truism?

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[Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine]

Another "truism" from my LiveJournal feed: 1422125_original.jpg (1242×1348) (livejournal.com)

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[wil]

Dont feed.the bears.

 

[Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine]

A truism from my LiveJournal feed (to the tune of If You're Happy and You Know It):

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[Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine]

This could be classified as a "groaner" (from my LiveJournal feed)

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[Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine]

A truism?

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