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A ☕ truism?
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Whoopsy!
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Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
A scientist told his colleagues that he determined the answer to the question of whether we evolved from the apes.
So they asked him "Well, did we evolve from the apes?!"
He replied "No, not yet."
 
Today's :kitty: truism?
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Y'all know how this would happen:
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Another truism?
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*snicker*
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Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
The Hindu goes up to heaven, and St Peter said, I will show you around. The Muslims are over there, the Sikhs are there, but as we walk past this wall, I want you to keep quiet and keep your head down.
Why said the Hindu?
St Peter replied, The Catholics are behind the wall, they think they are the only ones up here.
 
Looks a bit late:
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A truism?
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Right! Good luck with that!
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Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
If only they came with a chart when you got them!
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Yeah, I know...
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I might've posted this before (but still, *snicker*)
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Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
A 1969 skit by the late Bob Newhart, loosely based on the OT:
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It only stands to reason:
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A classic Bob Newhart skit from The Smothers Brothers Show titled The Air Traffic Controller

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
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