Custard Aardvark Exactly Siphoning

Muslimwoman said:
LMAO

Sheeee's here, now you know what to do don't you and take Tao with you. Boys, they just never learn.

OMG I just read Snoopy's post, you can damn well march him over to the naughty spot too.

Anything come up about naughty spots yet? Dry cleaning fluid maybe? I still have the half naked woman saying feel what you see.
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Yes Mistress...thank you Mistress !


flow....:p
 
wil said:
lol, and back to the drawing boards for links and choices on that dating site!! Boy that site and you will get the hits now!
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Well strange you should mention that!! A few years back I did plan a website that provided exclusive online 'dominatrix' services, businessman is sent instructions via email sort of thing. Not actually offering sex in any way but dealing with men that like to be bossed around by women (I'd have been good at that at the time ;)). Yep it's wierd I know but bet it would have made an absolute mint. I had to sack the idea when I saw my parents reaction (not positive shall we say) but all the same a brilliant idea I thought.
 
Leather goods don't come cheap these days. It's a tough material to build stock in. If you want a good deal you've really gotta beat it out of the wholesalers, give em a good verbal flogging and they'll submit to you a better deal. But really they're on the top of the food chain, the leather buyer is on the bottom, and you can only exercise so much control. If you really want to dominate the leather goods industry become a wholesaler. Then you can be as sadistic as you'd like with the groveling buyers. Go ahead and humiliate them a little with inflated prices. Don't worry if they cry out in pain every time they hear how much you're asking. They get pleasure from the bartering process.
 
Good heavens Dauer, have you been reading the culture sterotype book???? Although, I now know where to come when I want bartering advise. ;)
 
How did you know? :O

I read all about the structure of the leather industry in book VI of the ten volume Encyclopedia Stereotypica. It's an excellent collection of cultural steretypes that's set me straight about a lot of things.

For example:

"The typical cubicle dweller spends an average of four hours a day fantasizing about authoritarian rubenesque women in stiletto pumps and garters while only three hours a day are spent pretending to work while playing multiplayer 1st-person shooters."
 
oh how disappointing all the ads are of a religious nature...

all the engineering ones and siphon companies are gone...

we never did catch ourselves an ardvark...

and how we didn't get any custard bites I'll never know..
 
Hi: I just re-read the thread *he says poetically* and I RLMAO... again !
What Fun, I hope Google recorded it all for posterity so our progeny will appreciate how crazy and "committed we are/were.

As James West once said, "Fie on Spiders" !

flow....:p
 
_Z_ said:
groovy new avatar muslimwoman! very mystical and beautiful. :)
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Thank you Z, the guys all seem to like it but the girls are a bit freaked out by her. :(

Now come on troops, are we going to give up on aardvarks that easily?
 
OK...flow hoods, flow visualization, back flow, work-flow....half of my name used in all four banners on this page. I WANT MY 10% GOOGLE ! What if the front half of my name were aardvark. Ya' think they could find a business that would plagarize my licensable identity in an advert...HMMM ?

flow....:mad:
 
In the UK the most popular makes of custard are Birds and Ambrosia. What trade marks for custard are the most popular in your country?

I also noticed that London Zoo has a distinct shortage of aadvarks. Perhaps if you have an abudance of aardvark (particularly the siphoning variety) where you live then the zoo's in the UK may be intrerested in purchasing said siphoning aardvarks, as they would be the exactly what the zoo people are looking for.

Perhaps the zoo staff could google for them and find ads for custard aardvark exactly siphoning?
 
HEY I GOT ONE I GOT ONE!!!!

Aardvark Locksmiths

19 Pochard Close, Kidderminster, DY10 4UB
Telephone: 0800-058 2378
Email: Aardvark Locksmiths

ThomsonLocal heading: Locksmiths
 
Oh smarty pants Snoopy would be first :p:D

See if at first you don't suceed, etc

Here another, property management (how desperate were they to be in the front of the phone book)

Aardvark Services LTD Swindon Wiltshire
 
I've got an ad from yahoo for Aardvark coenzyme Q10 in my banner. D'ya think this would make one wish to gobble ants if consumed on a regular
basis ? Inquiring minds who use dietary supplements want to know.

flow....:p
 
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Snoopy said:
EXACTLY EXACT

MEASURE PERFECT COORDINATE

precise

without error

fail safe

exactly!

measure

measurements

correlate
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HI Snoopy:

May I ask...did you write song lyrics for DEVO in a prior incarnation ? The inquiring mind of an oldster wants to know.

flow....:p
 
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