The Reincarnated Amazing Pseudo-Haiku Thread

[DrumR]

can you hear me now
loudspeaker cackles and blares
unheard through the snores

 

[DrumR]

unheard through the snores
unseen from clos-ed eyelids
thus all stars explode

 

[DrumR]

thus all-stars explode
platypus analyze crux
negative square root

 

[DrumR]

negative square root
imaginary theory
hypothetical

hypothetical
lacking in substantive ends
calories in ebb

calories in ebb
cookies siren song beckons
have a cup of tea

 

[Dream]

have a cup of tea
a bird singing in a tree
cookies in my teeth

 

[pseudonymous]

cookies in my teeth
is perpetual snacking
those yummy gummies

 

[Dream]

those yummy gummies
like pre-chewed delicacies
kernel free popcorn

 

[pseudonymous]

kernal free popcorn
like seedless watermelon
humans at their best

 

[DrumR]

humans at their best
a cookbook - how to serve man
cannibalism

 

[Dream]

cannibalism
a difficult recipe
a difficult joke

 

[DrumR]

a difficult joke
to understand the humor
three sheet to the wind.

 

[Dream]

three sheet to the wind
three friends three comrades in arms
the three musketeers!

 

[seattlegal]

the three musketeers!
Chocolate: 1. Noughat:
2. The Muncher: 3!

 

[Dream]

2. The Muncher: 3!
(5 & 10) says don't be stressed
candy is check m8

 

[pseudonymous]

candy is check m8
said the queen to the white king
dark chocolate reigns

 

[seattlegal]

dark chocolate reigns
now it helps keep you slender
scientists say, "Yay!"

 

[Dream]

scientists say, "Yay!"
Chocolate meters indicate
we've a bright future

 

[pseudonymous]

we've a bright future
even the dimmest of bulbs
neurons all lit up

 

[Dream]

neurons all lit up
lights drifting like dizzy snow
blending and swirling

 

[pseudonymous]

blending and swirling
a concoction of our truths
interfaith forum