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Hilary scares me.

Oops.

Um...

Here!!!

The Kingdom of Loathing

The Disco Bandit boogies to and fro, hither and yon. Whence comes he? No man knows. Whither strikes he next? All men live in fear of him and his Moxie.

The Turtle Tamer's mystical connection with his terrapin brethren imbues him with great power. He excels at moving very slowly and winning footraces with smug satisfaction. His Muscle is the key to his success, and to his long lifespan.


The Turtle Tamer's mystical connection with his terrapin brethren imbues him with great power. He excels at moving very slowly and winning footraces with smug satisfaction. His Muscle is the key to his success, and to his long lifespan.

The Kingdom of Loathing
 

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Universe

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Physical CosmologyUniverse · Big Bang
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The Universe is defined as the summation of all particles and energy that exist and the space-time in which all events occur. Based on observations of the portion of the universe that is observable, physicists attempt to describe the whole of space-time, including all matter and energy and events which occur, as a single system corresponding to a mathematical model.
The currently accepted theory of the universe's formation is the Big Bang model, which describes the expansion of space-time from a gravitational singularity. The universe underwent a rapid period of cosmic inflation that flattened out nearly all initial irregularities. Thereafter the universe expanded and became steadily cooler and less dense. Minor variations in the distribution of mass resulted in fractal segregation into features that are found in the current universe; such as clusters of galaxies. There are probably more than one hundred billion (1011) galaxies in the universe.[1]
 
Universe

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia


Jump to: navigation, search
For other uses, see Universe (disambiguation) Physical Cosmology

Physical CosmologyUniverse · Big Bang
Age of the universe
Timeline of the Big Bang...
Ultimate fate of the Universe
Early universeInflation · Nucleosynthesis
Cosmic gravitational waves
Cosmic microwave background
Expanding universeRedshift · Hubble's law
Metric expansion of space
Friedmann equations · FLRW metric
Structure formationShape of the universe
Structure formation
Galaxy formation
Large-scale structure

ComponentsLambda-CDM model
Dark energy · Dark matter
HistoryTimeline of cosmology...
Cosmology experimentsObservational cosmology
2dF · SDSS
CoBE · BOOMERanG · WMAP
ScientistsEinstein · Friedman · Lemaître
Hubble · Penzias · Wilson
Gamow · Dicke · Zel'dovich
Mather · Smoot · others
This box: view talk edit
The Universe is defined as the summation of all particles and energy that exist and the space-time in which all events occur. Based on observations of the portion of the universe that is observable, physicists attempt to describe the whole of space-time, including all matter and energy and events which occur, as a single system corresponding to a mathematical model.
The currently accepted theory of the universe's formation is the Big Bang model, which describes the expansion of space-time from a gravitational singularity. The universe underwent a rapid period of cosmic inflation that flattened out nearly all initial irregularities. Thereafter the universe expanded and became steadily cooler and less dense. Minor variations in the distribution of mass resulted in fractal segregation into features that are found in the current universe; such as clusters of galaxies. There are probably more than one hundred billion (1011) galaxies in the universe.[1]


WOW!!! that a whole lot of uselessness!!!!
 
I detect boredom. Perhaps we need a thread on....












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I SAID WAIT FOR IT !!....................











































SEX
 
Hey I got a great idea!! Confession!! .............ah wait..... catholics got there first :(

Actually there is still a thread in there. Does confession lead to promiscuity. In my experience, (which is vast and varied.....where is the pinnochio emote when you need it), catholic girls seem to like the 'baser' varieties of mans 'divine' union with woman.


Bleedin hell these alcahol free beers are strong!!
 
Congratulations Wil, you did it - a completely useless thread, I applaud you.

I am sorry to see that some people are trying to make it useful, tell them off and they might stop. :D

Salaam
 
Let me introduce you to an accidental synchronistic creation of webgenerated postal art
name rank and serial number that is all you'll get said:
whose wine said:
names changed witness protection ya know said:
not on my watch you won't said:
and then she said said:
what don't you know said:
just for fun said:
yee haw said:
wil said:
my internal humor
is often quite obtuse...

Got it.
hence my useless thread!
Awww wil! You lost me again.
this one!
Very Fun! Kind of like Seinfeld.
lol, yeah the elaine dancing nipslipped in already.
I'm really liking the 3d effect of this pm
posted without permission
waddle oodle autumn waddle oodle autumn all day
 
Where’s the useless thread wil, I’m impressed!

I’m reminded of a Daoist story of a forest.

Over time all the trees were cut down for making into houses, boats, tools or whatever it was that the people in the nearby village needed the wood for. All except one tree. This was not cut down because it was so gnarled and misshapen that everyone could tell that it was completely useless for anything at all. So the tree lived and thrived to a great old age, unthreatened by the axe.

(Make up your own point to this little story.)

s.
 
Where’s the useless thread wil, I’m impressed!

I’m reminded of a Daoist story of a forest.

Over time all the trees were cut down for making into houses, boats, tools or whatever it was that the people in the nearby village needed the wood for. All except one tree. This was not cut down because it was so gnarled and misshapen that everyone could tell that it was completely useless for anything at all. So the tree lived and thrived to a great old age, unthreatened by the axe.

(Make up your own point to this little story.)

s.

Indeed!!! Just like GTA IV.... I want that game so bad........

*gets a ghetto blaster and plays Buckwheat Boyz - Peanut butter Jelly time!*
 
Right, so you'd rather be a living entity rather than a dead axe handle?;)

s.
 
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