Resurrected pseudoseattle haiku thread

[wil]

Old is new...have fun!

Pseudo Haiku = the only structure rule is they must be 3 lines of 5-7-5 syllables per line...topic can be anything of your choice.

The Chain= you must begin your pseudo-haiku using the last line of the poem before as the first line in your's.

I have seen these haiku chains get to 1000+ posts in other groups.

I begin with:

a haiku a day (5 syllables)
will keep the doctor away (7 syllables)
verbal supplement (5 syllables)

you begin with:

verbal supplement

 

[juantoo3]

verbal supplement
isn't all it's cracked up to be
taste's great, less filling

 

[wil]

taste's great, less filling

Find new religion lacking?
Try Orthodoxy

 

[Namaste Jesus]

Try Orthodoxy
a five eight five rule for Juan
second line miscount

 

[wil]

(Crack-ed? Crackt?)

second line miscount

Why can't we give peace a chance.
What's in a number.

 

[juantoo3]

What's in a number
Sanctimonious Parsnips
Can't peas everyone

 

[Namaste Jesus]

Can't peas everyone
vegetables not enough
a feeding frenzy

 

[wil]

feeding frenzy

Fonetical importance
Phanatical sharks

 

[Namaste Jesus]

Phanatical sharks
public school system failure
short bus refugee

 

[spockrates]

short bus refugee
can't see beyond the next seat
the stop passed him by

 

[wil]

the stop passed him by

Foggy smiley face in breath
Flipping the disdain

 

[seattlegal]

Flipping the disdain
Looks like I've been summoned
Dance with the devil

 

[Craz]

Dance with the devil
I did in the pale moonlight
The Joker does lose

 

[seattlegal]

The Joker does lose
himself with head shoved up arse
nonduality

 

[juantoo3]

nonduality
interdisciplinary
alliteration

 

[Namaste Jesus]

alliteration
sea shells do not sell themselves
nor peppers self pick

 

[wil]

nor peppers self pick
Tongue twisters use the common words
Quite uncommonly

 

[wil]

quite uncommonly

Seven words join together
With five following

 

[Namaste Jesus]

With five following

we get an extra egg roll
or a side of rice