If You Ruled The World!!

don't worry it will incorporate all the best bits and you will be there to throw out any wacky or ridiculous notions!
 
Um...thank you?

lol. Well, at least I'll still have my health... *hacking cough*

Curses...

Feared or loved... hmmm, well I'd definitely have to say possibly maybe neither both or either one respectively...

Seriously. That's my answer... lol.
 
Interesting how when you read about the early US how citizens used to knock on the door of the Whitehouse and be invited in... How the president's wife would make chicken salad sandwiches for visiting dignitaries to stay within the budget, and hang her laundry out on the lawn herself... how times change.

I'd hire some dating site like E-harmony and the entire world would have to imput their wants and cares and then we'd immediately create new countries and ship everyone whereever they want to be...bigot island, veggie haven, carnivore land, warmonger paradise...and then the darn alarm would go off again.
 
I'd make my polices as passive as possible, I know deep in my conscious eating meat is wrong, even though I eat meat like there is no tomorrow. I'd hope that all the extra cash I'd get from the dismantlement of all the worlds armies would go towards funding a pharmaceutical revolution. I would choose to live in complete modesty for the rest of my life and I would try distributing the world’s wealth more equally, capital punishment will be banned. When I'm happy, I would eventually set up a socialist democratic anarchy administration and give up my ruler title.
 
immortalitylost said:
Warmonger paradise? Oh, hell we'll all be dead within a month, lol.
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Exactly, similarly there was a Nevada Congressman that wanted to pass a bill saying any prisoner that killed another prisoner got a month off for good behaviour.

He figured he'd reduce the prison population to zero rather quickly and only have to release one person.

And that is exactly the reason to put all the warmongers in one valley...

And in carnivore country there are no sacred animals....eat whatever you like...its all meat, horse, dog, cat, human... Solve that issue quickly over there too.

And in Lawyerville....oh my.....
 
Can I be in the country for awesome people? I'm totally awesome enough to be there! I have credentials! :D Witnesses even... ;)

Dude, considering that most prisoners in the US are there for drug related charges. That's pretty um...extreme. Death for selling drugs to pay your grandma's hospital bills. Bad, bad...

So all the carnivorous animals go there too? You will have no kitties to pet upon... Won't you be sad?
 
I'm not a carnivore, I won't miss the kitties...don't even know what they taste like.

Oh and sorry others have to vote you to the awesome country...

Anyone that votes folks to the awesome country that is already there is removed the the clique community.

And trying to vote yourself in lands you on ego island.
 
Educatiom and Health care would be free. All our medical professionals would be of the highest calibre. All health requirements would be met, and even "alternative" medicines would be encouraged.


If a tyrant is endangering the lives and welbeing of his or her people,... bring in the "big guns".... "Release...the ... MOTHER". Yes, thats right, bring in his /her mum to grab and twist his/her ears, kick his/her arse . ... I know my mother is one helluva scarey woman, and shes only 4ft tall.
if all else fails, torture his with celine dion ballads until he crumbles....MWOARRRRR
 
greymare said:
Education and Health care would be free. All our medical professionals would be of the highest calibre. All health requirements would be met, and even "alternative" medicines would be encouraged.


If a tyrant is endangering the lives and well being of his or her people,... bring in the "big guns".... "Release...the ... MOTHER". Yes, that's right, bring in his /her mum to grab and twist his/her ears, kick his/her arse . ... I know my mother is one helluva scary woman, and shes only 4ft tall.
if all else fails, torture his with celine dion ballads until he crumbles....MWOARRRRR
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Concerning your ideas on how to treat tyrants:

1) Add in "Grandma"/"Big Sister"/"Former supervisor"/similar people (the grandma I knew would proceed in giving him/her "The Lecture", which would start off with 90 minutes of her lecturing you and you standing at attention, only moving to breathe. Any movement other than to breathe or any slouching tacked on another 30 minutes of lecture (please don't ask about the penalties for talking back!)

2) Celine Dion ballads, no. Roseanne Barr "music", YES. I'd rather listen to :kitty:s in heat/mating than Roseanne Barr.

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
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wil said:
I'm not a carnivore, I won't miss the kitties...don't even know what they taste like.

Oh and sorry others have to vote you to the awesome country...

Anyone that votes folks to the awesome country that is already there is removed the the clique community.

And trying to vote yourself in lands you on ego island.
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Not kitties to eat! *gasps and smacks you on da wrist* kitties to pet! And snuggle with! If they go to carnivore island with the rest of the carnivores, and you are not a carnivore, wont you miss petting da kitties?!

Oh, I would never try voting myself onto awesome island...*straitens halo*
Just thought ya might put in a good word for me, ya know, nudge nudge... ;);) nudge nudge.

:D:D:D
 
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