No wait! I have a 3rd apology!
I want to apologise to the Moderators for my imposition of their time and patience.
I have exhibited contempt in this court of public opinion, and for that I am deeply remorseful. I have been in Contempt of court!
The likes of my rhetorical acumen it the stuff that killed Lenny Bruce, got Andy Kaufman into a sleeper-hold and it'll probably do the same to Christopher Hitchens, and, let's not forget what Salmon Rushdie had to go through with that 'ditsie' Padma —so I better take heed of those that went before me.
However, I'm not going to punish you any longer with my presence, because we're so short of Hare Krishnas at the moment, what with all of them emigrating to South Africa.
I'm going tomorrow; I've got my ticket. Get out there and get some decent sentencing done.
Ooh, England makes me sick! Best I can manage here is life imprisonment. It's hardly worth coming in, in the morning. Now, South Africa?
You've got your cat of nine tails, you've got four death sentences a week, you've got cheap drinks, slave labour and a booming stock market. I'm off, I tell you.
Yes, I'm up to here with probation and bleeding psychiatric reports. That's it, I'm off. That's it. Right. But I'm going to have one final fling before I leave, so I sentence you to be . . . left without me!
I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition!
NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!
My chief weapon was surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise....
No wait, my two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency....
No wait, my three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope....
No wait, my four...no... Amongst our weapons....
Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise....
Oy!
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition, amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms!
Eventually I'll get it right,
Bhaktajan
Old Jesuits never die they just go on sabbatical.
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Hey Shree Param-atma!
Aham Bhaktajan,
sukriya, please give all the posters and readers here at interfaith Forums:
All Artha, kama, dharma and moksha, all 7 feminine opulences [as per Gita 10.34], all good wealth, all good health, all good happiness, an all good mate, and Krishna-Prema, and Hari-nama Sankirtan-jagya. Om Tat Sat.