Newbie Pseudo -Haiku Thread :D

[seattlegal]

Show us you are not a bot, and post here first!

I'm putting the instructions as a poll so that they will always be at the top of the thread.

Instructions:

Pseudo Haiku = the only structure rule is they must be 3 lines of 5-7-5 syllables per line...topic can be anything of your choice.

The Chain= you must begin your pseudo-haiku using the last line of the poem before as the first line in your's.

I begin with:

a haiku a day (5 syllables)
will keep the doctor away (7 syllables)
verbal supplement (5 syllables)

you begin with:
verbal supplement​

 

[radarmark]

verbal supplement
it cannot make for grokking
to grok is the dao

 

[seattlegal]

verbal supplement
it cannot make for grokking
to grok is the dao

to grok is the dao
so simple, so natural
dancing with the words

 

[Snoopy]

your's.

(A common fault with poorer quality bots is errors in spelling or grammar).

 

[seattlegal]

(A common fault with poorer quality bots is errors in spelling or grammar).

I copied and pasted it from the original amazing pseudo-haiku thread, like a bot should.

 

[Snoopy]

Dancing with the words
The syllable path winds on
Don't stall or stutter

 

[Snoopy]

(this should be a compulsory sticky thread - no comply > get banned!)

(Turing for the aesthete!)

 

[wil]

Don't stall or stutter
Heart palpitations flutter
rhyming bots a nutter

 

[Dream]

rhyming bots a nutter
buggy programming halted
welcome visitors

 

[DrumR]

welcome visitors
aboard a most silly bus
with five silly bulls

 

[seattlegal]

with five silly bulls
consulting tea, stones, and the
fruitcake catapult

 

[radarmark]

fruitcake catapult
lauching a manomaya
scattering the seeds

 

[Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine]

Scattering the seeds
Some will grow tomorrow and
Some are nommed today

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

 

[Servetus]

Some are nommed today
"I was I, my things were wet,"
That was Houseman's line

 

[luxzhv]

That was Houseman's line
Who the heck is that? I ask.
Must be some old guy.

 

[seattlegal]

Must be some old guy
who grew up with the likes of
Nancy Sinatra

 

[Snoopy]

Nancy Sinatra
Gonna walk all over you
Dadda concrete feet.

 

[luxzhv]

Dadda concrete feet
Gonna Freeze you right now so
Cinder block shoes fit!

 

[seattlegal]

Cinder block shoes fit
the giant concrete statue
guarding the wetlands

 

[luxzhv]

guarding the wetlands
Canadian geese and ducks
Waddling their rounds.