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Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine said:
One of the mugs is the one that She-Who-Demands-to-be-Obeyed drinks from. She refuses to drink from a dish (almost always has since she was a kitten.) I spoil her. :rolleyes:

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
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My little furry beggar has a Garfield bowl he's rather fond of that he eats dry food from. This must be filled at all times whether he's hungry or not. He also has a stainless steel water bowl, a ceramic saucer for his chicken and a plastic container lid for his treats. Now, if you put anything other than the designated foods in those dishes, he won't touch it. They must also be in his designated eating area. He will however, steal food from the counter.
 
Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine said:
One of the mugs is the one that She-Who-Demands-to-be-Obeyed drinks from. She refuses to drink from a dish (almost always has since she was a kitten.) I spoil her. :rolleyes:

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I had a cat in college who did the same thing. Absolutely refused to drink from a dish.
 
To Whom It May Concern,

Just because a movie has famous actors/actresses in it does not mean that it's good-for-something!

Hell, The Conqueror starred John Wayne, and it's pretty much panned by almost everybody who's seen it, and Tim Curry was in a movie that's become a cult classic (Rocky Horror Picture Show [which also had Meatloaf in the cast].)

Then there was the (relatively) recent Oscar winning actress who won (ironically) a Golden Razzie for the same fooking role. Oh, and she made acceptance speeches for both awards!

To Whom It May Concern #2,

I hope that you can understand how I feel when you lose some of my important items (like my IDs and government-issued cards.) Next time, don't call me when I'm in my doctor's appointment to look for your scraper on the other side of town!

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
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To Whom It May Concern,

Why did the PtBs assign me to a caseworker who is allergic to :kitty:s? Everyone knows that I'm living with three :kitty:s, plus it's in my file! (or it should be!) I suggested that she pick up some antihistamine before coming to my apartment (wall-to-wall carpeting and three :kitty:s [she was reacting to just me in the office in a similar way to how I react to dogs, but not as bad].)

Maybe she should trade a client with one of her colleagues who isn't allergic to :kitty:s (I'm not blaming her, just her bosses.)

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
I gotta call from my son, he was having helping my daughter with a dead battery...on a Friday night... Didn't quite get enough juice thru... We had a learning experience about revving the RPMs for a minute...and zoom

And neither posted a FML Friday ruined dead battery post on Instagram, fb, imgur, Snapchat....where did I go wrong?
 
To Whom It May Concern:

Do not talk about the condition of someone's apartment in the public areas. I didn't need to hear about what the guy who keeps his microwave oven on top of his stove or his penchant of "storing" both paper and plastic bags (as well as something else that I won't mention tyvm!) in his conventional oven! You have an office with doors that close, plus you can talk to them in their apartment (again, with doors that close.) If you are fed up with the offender, evict him. This will be either his third or fourth stove replacement for the same fooking reason!

To Whom It May Concern #2,

You're loud enough that my parents could hear you (and they've been dead for over a decade!) On top of that, your language leaves a lot to be desired (f-bombs aren't necessary to show frustration, especially when dealing with simple math.)

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
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Having once been a used car salesman for a brief period of time, I'd like to offer some advice for one of our local dealers.

Dear sir,

as hard as it may be to tear yourself away from that video game on your phone, in order to make a sale one must display a greater measure of enthusiasm when a customer approaches you wanting to see the car they just called you about then, "Ummm... it's over there." This simply does not cut it my friend. You just missed out on what could have been a very easy all cash transaction.

P.S. You may also want to do something about the overpowering stench of stale cigarette smoke that permeates the air in your office and perhaps increasing the frequency of your sweep-up schedule from never to once in a while might not hurt either.
 
And my son called me...he was looking at a car priced 5900 online, after 900 in service fees, taxes, registration etc it was over 8000...
 
Older Brother,

You keep promising to visit, but cancel out at the last minute, screwing up my schedule (sometimes involving a class that I signed up for) then telling me to come over to your apartment for the third or fourth time.

It would be easier for you to access my apartment complex since it's a HUD building with ADA amenities, plus it's so close to a hospital that you could sneeze and the emergency room staff would say "Bless you."

There's also a couple of alarms in the apartment that can be activated if you have a seizure or, if you're with the staff person who cannot be around cats, there's a couple of alarms in the community room. The same cannot be said about your group home, plus public transportation doesn't stop right outside your door (it takes three busses to get to his apartment, whereas there are several parking spaces on the street and one not far from the front door [which is automated, making it easier for people who are wheelchair-bound and/or have to use some sort of mobility aid].)

By the way, if you have contact with dear sister, good for you. I have a reasonable reason for shunning her, and you know exactly what it is.

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
To Whom It May Concern.

You don't need to "drop the F-bomb" every other sentence to show your displeasure while talking on your cell phone. I could hear you all the way in front (he was in the back of the bus.)

To Whom It May Concern #2,

You don't need to show your displeasure with a particular bus route by using "colorful" language. The route you want to transfer to runs roughly along the same avenue as the one that you got off of. Heck, I think that you could've stayed on the bus you were on and gotten off right in front of the building that you wanted (I walked because I needed the exercise due to a couple of medical conditions.)

I'm grateful that you didn't drop any "F-bombs" like TWIMC #1, but that was the only thing that I'm grateful for. :mad:

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
A$$hats,

"Road rage" is not a good thing, either "causing" it or reacting to it. Both of you nearly caused several accidents with your reckless driving, switching from the far right-hand lane to the far left-hand lane (one actually crossed the double yellow lines into oncoming traffic!)

Worse yet, both made illegal left turns (almost hit a couple of ladies carrying babies/toddlers as well as cutting off several cars that had the right-of-way!) I jumped back when I heard the commotion, just in time to avoid being hit (and I was on the fooking sidewalk waiting for the fooking bus at the bus stop!)

I'm physically okay; we'll discuss otherwise later.

Bus drivers for both routes to my doctor's office,

If someone is on the mutual stop for both of your routes, one of you should pull over to pick them up (it won't kill either of you to be a bit delayed.) The bus that I started my westbound trip was twenty minutes late (the driver had to take care of some "delicate business", so he gets a pass here.)

I'm lucky that the person that I was seeing let me in (I have a habit of calling her office to let her know that I was running late, where I was and why.)

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
A$$hat #1,

You have been told repeatedly by several transit drivers not to bring your "collections" of aluminum cans on the bus. WHY DO YOU CONTINUE DUMPSTER DIVE, THEN TAKE THE "COLLECTIONS" ON THE BUS? The cans aren't always empty, plus they reek.

A$$hat #2,

Your female companion's in fooking labor; DO NOT HIT HER. You're lucky that none of the men in the office didn't defenestrate you (or worse.) I won't be surprised if you find yourself in handcuffs for domestic battery. Even I could tell that she was going into hard labor because her "water broke", and I was sitting on the other side of the fooking room!

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
Dear eBay shoppers:

If you encounter a vehicle listing stating that said vehicle will not start, don't ask the seller if it runs good! As to the rest of your questions. READ THE DAMN LISTING!!! Every last one of them has already been addressed!:mad:
 
To Whom it May Concern:

Where the helloandhowdoyyoudo are seven pairs of my socks? They were still in the package that they came in at the store, never been worn. I'm also missing three pair that have been worn and one "sock" (one pair of socks are in the laundry basket waiting to be washed) and I'm currently wearing mismatched socks/"socks".

To Whom it May Concern #2:

Why do you want to "shampoo" my carpeting when the sh!t used seems to cause animals to foam at the mouth? I live with a fooking :kitty:, and I make it perfectly clear about that. Besides, the assistant manager's office is both flea and lice infested, not my apartment. There's one neighbor that "paints" the halls, please deal with him/her first.

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
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