To Whom It My Concern,
The pedestrian traffic light is automated until one AM and restarts around six AM.
You don't need to push the button more than once, if at all. Pushing it doesn't speed up the cycle, and repeatedly pushing it can break it.
To Whom It May Concern #2,
I'm
not attending tonight's movie. Stop asking.
To Whom It May Concern #3,
You're a nursing student.
Learn exactly what tests are for what part of the anatomy. Mammograms are
not for prostate cancer diagnosis! (That's the
least of the students' "mistakes"!) I feel sorry for your professor and for future patients if you don't shape up. Just be grateful that you haven't encountered
me because
I will bite.
To Whom It May Concern #4,
Stop trying to catch a glimpse of Tovarish! She will show herself if/when
she wants, not before. If you want evidence of her existence, just look at her

condo. You've seen my [lack of] fingernails. I
cannot tear up the fuzzy part on the scratching post portion, much less the sisal portion of said scratching post, plus I have to replace the scratching portion of the condo in a place that I cannot reach unless I'm on my belly. A$$/u/me that there's at least
one cat in the apartment.
To Whom It May Concern #5,
Be grateful that you weren't fooking
arrested for your stupid prank, attempting to steal the rental bikes on the public rack. You
could be fooking
banned from campus for your "joke", plus escorted off campus from the high school mock-United Nations event, not to mention your
parents/
guardians ending up paying for your prank in more ways than one. I'm old enough to be your
grandmother, and I'm not above making sure you're punished in the proper way.
Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine