What NON-POLITICAL, NON-RELIGIOUS Headlines Are You Following?

Someone loaded their Isuzu Rodeo in the back of a U-Haul van

A real Wisconsin idjit: https://www.yahoo.com/news/fire-ignites-resident-tries-siphon-154101583.html

A Janesville male attempted to syphon gas/petrol with a bloody vacuum cleaner. I don't believe that I need to go any further in my explanation.

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
Guess he missed the memo about electric vacuum motors and sparks. o_O

Although, there is a way to accomplish what he was trying to do that doesn't involve gasoline entering the vacuum. Still risky, but maybe a 2 on a scale of 1 to 10, as apposed to 12!