greymare
Well-Known Member
A wealthy man lay on his deathbed, his recently estranged wife visits his bedside. he says to her, " I have a last request."."I know you are a good christian woman, and I want you to promise me that when I die you will bury my money with me". She says, " Yes, i will, I promise."
Weeks pass, and he dies. At his funeral, his exwife is sitting there, with her best friend. The exwife is clutching a shoebox. At the end of the service, just before they close the lid on the coffin, the exwife gets up and places the shoebox in the casket with her exhusband.
The best friend says, "wow, i cant beleive you did that, was that his money?"
The exwife says, "Yes, when he died, i transfered all his money from his account into mine, and i have written him a cheque for the whole lot, its in the shoebox, and he can cash it whenever he wants"
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Weeks pass, and he dies. At his funeral, his exwife is sitting there, with her best friend. The exwife is clutching a shoebox. At the end of the service, just before they close the lid on the coffin, the exwife gets up and places the shoebox in the casket with her exhusband.
The best friend says, "wow, i cant beleive you did that, was that his money?"
The exwife says, "Yes, when he died, i transfered all his money from his account into mine, and i have written him a cheque for the whole lot, its in the shoebox, and he can cash it whenever he wants"
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