A DIY religion
My definition of religion is based upon my own observations of religious peoples, things, places, times, and human thinking and acting which all such items speaking people put in the big basket called religion.
For the purpose of the present post, here is again my definition of religion:
A human behavior founded upon a belief in an unknown power resulting in affections and actions intended by the believer to influence the power to react favorably to the believer.
There seems to be some kind of circularity in this definition. One day I like to work out the problem of circularity in my definition of religion. Let us now see whether my way of choosing a religion is in accordance with this kind of a definition of religion.
How should I choose the religion that I would enjoy belonging to and acting on? Enjoying: that is the keyword. The first criterion then for me is that the religion I choose must be enjoyable. So, founders of religion and proselytizers who advocate un-enjoyable religions, you will have no business from me.
Religion enjoyable is that which at least poses no objections against your exercising all your physiological functions: eating, drinking, sex -- all very important for enjoying life; but not to excess, lest you get jaded, then it’s no longer fun.
On that criterion any religion that proscribes certain foods and drinks, all such religions are anathema to me. Islam and Judaism are out, both are meticulous about unacceptable foods like pork. Islam is even more stringent, it forbids alcoholic drinks.
I drink with friends and family members who bring drinks to my home in their visits; but I myself don’t buy drinks to keep in my home, not even for friends and family members who come bringing no drinks with them. On record I enjoy alcoholic beverages.
I understand that some schools of Buddhism abstain from meats and alcoholic drinks also. Isn’t that the general and also basic diet observance of Buddhists? Anyway, those schools of Buddhism with that verboten are not for me.
Next, and still more serious, any religion that makes religion itself more important than life, one’s own life and others’, is to be avoided like the plague.
So religion that requires the ultimate price of martyrdom or demands suicide bombing for a testimony of genuine commitment; no, such a religion is not for me. Islam today is still obsessed with martyrdom and suicide bombing; Christianity however is rather more into killing others in its wars against Muslims, whom they label to be terrorists or enemy combatants.
The most critical criterion for which to shun a religion is its opposition to free inquiry and its imposition of blind discipline. For not showing that kind of opposition I would consider Baha’i and Buddhism to be the most attractive to myself.
Baha’i advocates the compatibility of science and religion; Buddhism does not appear to be in the habit to telling people how to live their daily life, except its inculcation of common sense observances and abstinences on do’s and don’ts which physical fitness and mental health are all about.
To make a long story short, I think the religion that I would choose to be my own is that which is made up of the most enjoyable ingredients in extant religions, and also of components which I myself would cook up.
If I were a rich man, I would choose the four wives allowed in Islam and the unlimited number of concubines in addition. For drinks, Judaism and Christianity, because they maintain that wine gladdens the heart of man. For unlimited variety of foods, Catholicism among Christian factions. For free inquiry, Baha’i; and for physical fitness and mental health, Buddhism. Martial arts exercises like Kung-fu in Buddhism coupled with meditation are truly to be recommended in these our hectic times.
What about the components I myself would conjure up in devising my own religion, one that for me would be most enjoyable?
My components are more in the negative, like no costumes, no special rituals except those to which I have become familiar with, like church wedding and religious burial, no sporting of a specific label connoting the founder’s name, for example identifying oneself as Catholic or Lutheran or Buddhist or Baha’i or Muslim. My religion would be more of the generic kind than the branded kind.
I have defined religion as:
A human behavior founded upon a belief in an unknown power resulting in affections and actions intended by the believer to influence the power to react favorably to the believer.
Now, for myself and all others who share my sentiment in regard to religion, it should be rephrased thus:
My own behavior founded upon my own belief in an unknown power resulting in affections and actions intended by me to influence the power to react favorably to myself.
In brief, the religion I choose is the one which I find in my own judgment and feeling to be most enjoyable to myself, on the physiological level, the emotional level, and most importantly on the mind and will level.
Susma Rio Sep