this is really GROSS!

Muslimwoman said:
It is wierd isn't it, I don't know why it is not so shocking but somehow it just isn't. Must be the stereotypes we are brought up with? Somehow my brain tells me that two women together is loving and nurturing and two men together is just lustful and dirty. Hmmm, very strange. I wonder if has anything to do with the fact that gay male sex penetrates a part of the body not designed for that purpose?
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Such 'deviation' is not restricted to homosexual sex. I better not get started on this subject tho as I am a very un pc homophobe. I do love the works of Byron and Wilde tho :p

Tao
 
I thought of another Gross one. Chewing gum under tables, it turns my stomach. Someones masticated remains touching my leg while I eat - now there is a reason to bring back hanging.
 
Muslimwoman said:
Although I do love the smell of permanent marker and petrol - wierd or what?! Oh and I like my husbands belly button fluff, not eating it or sniffing it or anything gross but there is just something nice about the sight of his belly button fluff - maybe a motherly instinct? Oh dear, am going to shut up now.
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...... *blinks, looks out the window to set a location on the sound of the crickets...*


LeoSalinas22 said:
dude, that isn't gross, that's frikkin' funny! stick to the point of the thread. lmao!you got something against the japanese?:D
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Broseph..... You get hit in the face full impact BAH! with a handful of monkey.... waste... I would be feeling it.... lol... Obviously if I were not you that would be hilarious... but what would you, the victim be thinking.... hmmm

Nothing agaisn't the japanese.... perse..... Just, you know, when something funky is going down there is always a japanese person close to hand lol.....
 
on a lighter note... I cannot abide bad breath and green teeth...

which leads me to ask muslimwoman a q: in a veil, do you find you sense of smell is less?
 
Ever seen a ping pong ball juggler...placing multiple ping pong balls in their mouth shooting them up in the air and catching them alternately?

Or two of them passing three ping pong balls back and forth through the air across the stage...mouth to mouth

and then the group that accelerated that till their faces were inches apart rapid firing one ball back and forth...

and then the late night open mike style comedic imitation moment of the above when two started shooting a large sloppy ball of spit back and forth and taking a step back every time like a water balloon or egg toss...till one did not catch it in the mouth but got it in the face... gross yes...but we were all alternating between laughing hysterically and being grossed out

or at the auction where one ate half the hamburger, chewed it up and then stood above his partner dropping the chewed burger into his mouth reminiscent of a bird feeding their young....the 'catcher' then chewed and swallowed....gross yes...but it raised money for a good cause...

Frankly, when I go out to some events...I truly never know what I'll encounter. I can tell you...I've heard plenty of stories of sights that I have missed.
 
wil said:
Ever seen a ping pong ball juggler...placing multiple ping pong balls in their mouth shooting them up in the air and catching them alternately?
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I did see a variation of this once in a club in Amsterdam, but I better not recount the details here ;)
 
Francis king said:
which leads me to ask muslimwoman a q: in a veil, do you find you sense of smell is less?
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Yes, very much so, which in some streets in Egypt is a real blessing in disguise. ;)

If I am not wearing the veil (which I only wear to travel around the Mid East) then I tend to use the tail end of my hijab to cover my nose in some areas.
 
Muslimwoman said:
Seen that show, but it was in Hamburg. :eek:
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Originally Posted by Tao_Equus
I did see a variation of this once in a club in Amsterdam, but I better not recount the details here ;)

guys, the topic is gross, not entertaining. :p:D;) you guys are such perves!lol!
 
Muslimwoman said:
Seen that show, but it was in Hamburg. :eek:
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lmao!! thats really a coincidence...I saw it also in Hamburg too:p

I must note for the record that i did not travel from city to city seeking out such "entertainment".
 
Tao_Equus said:
I must note for the record that i did not travel from city to city seeking out such "entertainment".
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what-ever, dude! just like i didn't seek to see the cigarette show, lol! oh the humanity!:D i think i will shut up now...
 
Now none of the people that went to those shows went to get grossed out...that was entertainment...true dens of iniquity...oh we could go on...

I do chuckle as to what MW discusses she's seen with us....back to that thread about why we are careful who we invite here....our discussions and inner circle threads tend for us not to bring in certain folks...

oh the anonymity of it all....
 
wil said:
Now none of the people that went to those shows went to get grossed out...that was entertainment...true dens of iniquity...oh we could go on...

I do chuckle as to what MW discusses she's seen with us....back to that thread about why we are careful who we invite here....our discussions and inner circle threads tend for us not to bring in certain folks...

oh the anonymity of it all....
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lol... think on it this way..
to know what you do not like you first have to know it ;)
 
wil said:
I do chuckle as to what MW discusses she's seen with us....back to that thread about why we are careful who we invite here....our discussions and inner circle threads tend for us not to bring in certain folks...

oh the anonymity of it all....
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Anonymity, oh no, I would be just the same if you met me lol.

To tell the truth Wil I am what some might call "posh", which was always an issue in the army. So of course the guys used to try everything they could think of to shock me. Hamburg was one attempt and ever the actress, I refused to leave and let them win. So I saw the cigarettes and opening the coke bottle too.

Anyway, I wasn't always the equivalent to a nun, perhaps I should keep my past experiences private and pretend I have never lived?? :eek: {MW dones her dress made from curtains, her healthy rosy cheeks glowing, she strums her guitar and begins to sing "The hills are alive with the sound of music".

Salaam
 
Thank you. Don't you just love Rowan Atkinson, I could watch Johnny English again and again. And he is rather sexy in a strange way, although you may not think so :D
 
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