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Hi Z. Paul warned his people of "jewish fables"I would just like to put forwards a ‘realists’ version of the birth of Christ. It is done in half – jest![]()
so please do not take offence or literally.
A young Mary was betrothed to Joseph, Mary being only 13 years of age [approx] rather liked a younger man [the real father of Jesus]. She had an affair with this young man and become pregnant. Then she thought oh damn! I’ll get stoned to death now, hmm I better think of something quick, so she comes up with the idea of becoming miraculously pregnant by god. Now Joseph being an older man thought hmm, I can have her stoned to death or I can ‘have’ her for the rest of my life, as Mary was rather beautiful he thought the latter was a far better idea! Thus he to contrived a story concerning angels whom told him that the child would be the Son of God. Unfortunately in those days it was not possible to know the sex of a child so Joseph conceived of another cunning plan – so off they went to live in Egypt for a few years! Luckily it was a boy or else we would have had quite another story.
Merry Christ-mas.
Steve
Titus 1:14 not giving heed to Jewish fables and commands of men, turning themselves away from the truth;
[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Gal 4:4 But when the fullness of time had come, God sent his Son, born of a woman, born under [the] law, /5/ in order to redeem those who were under [the] law, so that we might receive adoption as children.[/font]
[size=+2]Malachi 3:1 Lo, I am sending My messenger, And he hath prepared a way before Me, And suddenly come in unto his temple[#1964] Doth the Lord whom ye are seeking, Even the messenger of The Covenant, Whom ye are desiring, Lo, he is coming, says the Lord of Hosts. [/size]