Jokes, jokes, and more jokes ...

Originally found on my LiveJournal feed:
My Fear Of

Moving Stairs Is Escalating.
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In the words of The Doctor, "Run
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A truism?
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Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
My Business Selling Palm

Trees Wasn't A Success.

People Thought I Was

Offering Them A Shady Deal. - posted on my LiveJournal feed
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No explanation necessary (posted on my LiveJournal feed):
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Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
I know, droll:
I Gave All My

Dead Batteries Away...

They Were Free Of Charge. :p

Originally posted on my LiveJournal feed...
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Just this (from my LiveJournal feed)
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I know, droll...

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
I know, droll (posted on my LiveJournal feed):
I Have A Friend Named

Phillip Who Cut Off His Lip.


Now I Just Call Him Phil.
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Calvin strikes again!

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Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
Posted on my LiveJournal feeds:
I Couldn't Believe That

The Highway Department

Called My Dad A Thief

But When I Got Home,

All The Signs Were There.
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I know, droll:

I'm Reading A Book About

Anti-Gravity.

It's Impossible To Put Down.
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Talk about bad timing!
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I know, droll
A Courtroom Artist Was

Arrested Today For An

Unknown Reason...

Details Are Sketchy.

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
Another truism? (Originally found on my LiveJournal feed)
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A truism?
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Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
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Another truism?
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Could've been posted on Dogs...
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Another "dad joke"
Two Cheese Trucks Ran Into

Each Other.


De Brie Was Everywhere.

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
In case someone has an ant infestation problem?
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Instant solution?
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I know, droll
A Melty Ice Cream Cone Is

A Problem.

But I'm Sure I Can Lick It.
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Don't want to know the details!
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An opossum truism/joke:
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Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
Do you blame him?
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I know, "dad joke" (from my LiveJournal feed):

I Would Love To

Open A Bakery.

If Only I Could

Raise The Dough.
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Who else empathizes with this, one way or the other?
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Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
Another "dad joke" (posted on my LiveJournal feed!) I know, droll!
I Accidentally Handed My

Wife A Glue Stick Instead Of

A Chapstick.


She Still Isn't Talking To Me.
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Oh, dear!
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Calvin strikes again!
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Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
Another "dad Joke" (I know, droll):
What Is A Hurricane's

Favorite Game?


Twister. (Originally found/posted on my LiveJournal feed.)
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Another "dad joke"droll:
I Would Tell You

Another Chemistry Joke,

But All The Good Ones Argon!

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
Run while you can! (aka: Calvin strikes again!):
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This might be a repost:
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Hahahaha (I know, droll/"dad joke":
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Y'all might be familiar with this (could be a repost):
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It does make a difference!
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Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
A true story?
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Another "dad joke"? (I know, droll)
I Stayed UP All Night To See

Where The Sun Went.


And Then It Dawned On Me.
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Another truism, especially in some households?
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Another "dad joke" (I know, droll
This Graveyard Looks
Overcrowded.

People Are Just

Dying To Get In. (Posted on my LiveJournal feed)


Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
A truism?

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Probably either photoshopped or AI-generated (I apologize...)
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I can so see this!
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In five... four... three... two...
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I know, droll...
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Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
A truism?
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A "dad joke"? (I know, droll):
When You Dream In Color,

Is It A Pigment Of

Your Imagination?
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Another "dad joke" (I know, droll):
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Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
Does anyone else empathise?
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A Monday truism?
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Does anyone else empathize?
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Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
His snowmen are legendary (aka: Calvin strikes again):
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Posted on my LiveJournal feed
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I know, droll:
Corduroy Pillows Are

Making Headlines.
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Oh no!
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You know it's bad
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Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
Another "dad joke"/☕truism? (I know, droll):
Coffee Is The Silent Victim

In Our House.

It Gets Mugged

Every Day.
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Sigh:
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Oh dear!
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Sounds right!
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Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
A truism?
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I'll post it in Senior Moments, as well (if nobody minds.)
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A truism?
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🤣

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
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