Maybe you are using an extinct mouse...it's the color of your keyboard...clean everything off your desk, click your heals twice....
Seriously I know those that know what they are doing are trying to find a solution...I however am responsible for comic relief at appropriate and inappropriate times...I didn't say good comedy, not even intelligent comedy.
You could PM me your thread, and I could start it for you and get blamed for it. That's the ticket the noobie mod takes a bullet for the noobie poster....whatever it takes.
you still need to clean the desk though...or is that me?