Where Will You Spend Eternity?

I can't seem to get out of purgatory, no matter how lustful, panderous, and fraudulent I try to be!

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level.........................Who are sent there?........................Score

Purgatory...................Repenting Believers..........................High
Level 1 - Limbo.........Virtuous Non-Believers.........................High
Level 2................................Lustful.................................Moderate
Level 3..............................Gluttonous.............................Very Low
Level 4.........................Prodigal and Avaricious...................Very Low
Level 5..........................Wrathful and Gloomy.....................Very Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis.........Heretics...............................Very Low
Level 7.................................Violent.................................Low
Level 8- the Malebolge...Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers........Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus................Treacherous.............................Low
 
wil said:
If I can be of any assistance....:D
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Oh, yeah! I wonder if my fish-slapping will get me to the violent realm?
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Perhaps pandering? :rolleyes:
 
You know what this means: Silas was right! We're all a bunch of filthy rags. Oh, the shame....!

I have a nice condo right on the lake of fire if you niners are interested. Bought it as an investment property when I was an atheist.

Chris
 
Bingo, Chris. Yup. Filthy, filthy, menstruation rags. That is what we are.

I just .....is my attitude showing...oh dear....what level am I now....I was hoping to get down to the freezing point so I could speak face to face with some of those traitors!

Ugh...pardon me folks...I need to go find some sychronicity or some Love or God help me, some wisdom....

As I told a good friend recently--we all dance. Some of us waltz, some of us tango, but eventually all of us tiptoe through the TULIP with Silas.

Sorry, Silas--I don't even know if you read this stuff, but I am trying so hard.

Oh wait--this is supposed to be a funny thread.

Okay--:D

InPeace,
InLove
 
Sorry, guys--it is beginning to get to me. It is where I came from. I am sure glad that Love was there somewhere in the fog. This is a great thread, by the way. Sorry to bring my frustrations in.

China Cat--man, oh man, can I see what you are saying!

I will survive.

InPeace,
InLove
 
InLove said:
Sorry, guys--it is beginning to get to me. It is where I came from. I am sure glad that Love was there somewhere in the fog. This is a great thread, by the way. Sorry to bring my frustrations in.

China Cat--man, oh man, can I see what you are saying!

I will survive.

InPeace,
InLove
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No worries InLove, no need to apologize!

1 There is a time for everything,
and a season for every activity under the heavens:

much love,
luna
 
Thank you, my dear moderator. You are a blessing, along with all of you dirty, dirty people.

It just hits so close to home. I am going to listen to that still, small Voice now, and...

Log out for the sake of us all.

Great thread.

InPeace,
InLove
 
China Cat Sunflower said:
I have a nice condo right on the lake of fire if you niners are interested. Bought it as an investment property when I was an atheist.
Chris
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Yeah, I'm interested! If I've got to spend all of eternity listening to Tony Bliar's ******** I might as well have nice vacations. Views look good too (to a niner):p

s.
 
InLove said:
Bingo, Chris. Yup. Filthy, filthy, menstruation rags. That is what we are.

I just .....is my attitude showing...oh dear....what level am I now....I was hoping to get down to the freezing point so I could speak face to face with some of those traitors!

As I told a good friend recently--we all dance. Some of us waltz, some of us tango, but eventually all of us tiptoe through the TULIP with Silas.

Okay--:D

InPeace,
InLove
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Speak, my dear, to the No 1. Menstruation Rag.

I am, as you may recall, a tango man. A dirty, filthy, steaming, tango man.

s.
 
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