Where Will You Spend Eternity?

Sixth level: City of Dis.

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
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I guess I'm pretty darn sinful!

Chris
 
wil said:
Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.
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Dang! Wil's more sinful than me. Dang! See, all that church didn't help you a bit.

Chris
 
Man, I took it again but the lowest I could get was limbo.

luna, who has always been a very boring goody two-shoes and didn't answer the questions about sex. ;)
 
I answered "em all, including the sex questions...that's why I'm going to limbo, which will cease to exist in the future.

Snoop, wil...you guys seem to be good people who have lots of the zest of life... got any room in 9 d'ya think? Chris...I'm so proud of you !

flow....:rolleyes:
 
Well, luckily I have argued elsewhere for the existence of Purgatory, because that is where I am destined – so I can draw some solace that at least I'm there not with egg on my face!

Oh, this is nonsense! I scored High for Lust (Level 2) and High for (Level 8) the Malebolge, for my fraudulence (it was only a little fib), maliciousness (there's Pisces for you) and pandering ... and I was only trying to be nice!

But Lust? Rubbish! I live a life of the strictest ascesis and rigorous mortification ... at the hands of my b*tches! Whoo-ha-ha-ha-haa-haa!

Thomas
(Hey! The floor just gave waa-a--a---ay!)
 
When the floor gave way, my head was on backwards, so I really didn't even see it coming. :rolleyes:
 
... sound of falling stops with splintering crash, a door panel shatters inwards, and the manic face of Thomas appears in the gap... "Hee-e-r-e-es Tommy!"

(Tommy, who will never look anywhere near as cool as Jack Nicholson, is banking on the fact that he is the image of his father, and that on a good day dad could be mistaken for Robert Mitchum ... perhaps I should have come up with a reference to 'Cape Fear', rather than 'The Shining'?)

:eek:
 
flowperson said:
got any room in 9 d'ya think?
flow....:rolleyes:
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Hi,

Well it is the residence of Be'zebub himself so I imagine the deepest level of hell is quite desirable in everyway. In fact it's a real Bez Dez Rez.

s.
 
.....................I begin to get the distinct impression that this subject isn't being treated with the seriousness it so richly deserves..........:)

..or is it :eek: ?

I remember during my own fundamentalist days, our main speaker had a sign emblazoned with just those words......Where will you spend eternity? His sermons, on sunday afternoon street corners, were a delight to the ear.......(well, his ear anyway, most other ears had disappeared long before the end)

Boy, did he take himself seriously!

:)

P.S. If anyone wants a few prime excerpts from his sermon please PM me..........WARNING: not for the delicate or those of a nervous disposition.
 
2 funny... folks are happy with purgatory or limbo...anything else and they're jealous of Francis and Snoopy!

Little work it appears any of us could go either direction...gotta take the test over to see...ie answer everything 'wrong' accept salvation and see if we can hit the top.

Now for those of you that didn't answer the sex questions or any questions for that matter...despite the result on the computer...all else being equal...those answers are already written and computed in the big book eh?
 
Tariki said:
P.S. If anyone wants a few prime excerpts from his sermon please PM me..........WARNING: not for the delicate or those of a nervous disposition.
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Hi,

Heck no! Get it out in the open - start a thread somewhere!!!

Some things just don't lend themselves to seriousness do they? But do lend themselves so easily to levity! I don't think this is hijacking cos it was posted as a tongue in cheek kind of thing I believe.

s.

(PS your fundamentalist days? Now I'm worried...:eek: )
 
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