Custard Aardvark Exactly Siphoning

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OK just carrying out some research here into banner ads.:D

Feel free to bump at will! (will as in free, not will as in wil:))

s.
 
Hey, it looks like you got a bite! Did you reel it in? I saw it, but now it is gone....

Hmmm,...

Edit--Never mind--it isn't gone, just inverted.
 
Not yet, unless Einstein's God likes custard and / or grilled aardvark.

Yours,

Hopeful.

(Now there's a sentence I never thought I'd type.)
 
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oh, and lawnmowers.

s.
 
InstantFit NECK-IT!®
• The world’s best anti-siphoning device
• Excellent fuel security
• Super high fuel filling speeds
• Rapid fit! No gluing, drilling or tank damage
• Interchangeable between vehicles
• Withstands serious attacks
• The Industry standard


Oh, I'm having such fun!

s.
 
Aardvark Custard

Great snack hot or cold
rich in iron and calcium
kids love the rich aardvarky taste
unfiltered hair adds extra fiber
now available in chocolate, strawberry and marmite
 
Marmite custard....let's go with that one. Marmite custard, marmite custard, marmite custard....

Anything yet? :D
 
indigestion, fart, flatus, flatulence

indigestion, fart, flatus, flatulence

acid reflux, colonoscopy, bush, antacid

gas, cramps, diarrhea

edit added hey I got this one!! You reeled one in!
Inverted Siphon (Depressed Sewer) Design Calculation

LMNO Engineering, Research, and Software, Ltd.
Inverted siphons (also called depressed sewers) allow stormwater or wastewater sewers to pass under obstructions such as rivers. Our calculation allows up to five parallel siphons to go under the river. Unlike the main sewer pipe, the siphon pipes flow under pressure and must have flow velocities greater than 3 ft/s (0.9 m/s) to keep material suspended; therefore, several siphons having smaller diameters than the main sewer may be required. Our calculation computes the siphon diameters, velocities, and inlet chamber wall heights and siphon invert elevations.​
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Wonder if the thread title can be amended to amend the ads (if you see what I mean).

s.
 
World Record Holding Human Siphon Helps Local Cosmetic Surgeon with Routine Liposuction during Yesterday's Power Failure. Next at 11.
 
Great balls of fire we've now got both of them on the top bar! Yes our gasoline fuel sewer waste siphon sucking calculated calculations of conning conniving cohorts into our web is working and quickly replacing religious links with selected options.

Yes we've "sucked" in another one...

What is better a siphon or Archimedes's screw, whether it is nobler to commercially suck volumes of fluid from a cistern to a lower level, or to choose the more elegant and ancient method raising liquid products by a bit of simple seeking our own level of consciousness.

Begs the question whether it is appropriate to twist the spyders into supplying the advertisers... and then once one has been brought to the surface, should one click...click just for the sake of revenue, or click for to commemorate the success of the hunt. Yes we are sucking in the siphoners, but where for art the aardvarks and custard...is there no market and if there isn't should we be creating one? Will the marsupials revolt, will the insects rejoice? Will OSHA care, will the EPA allow, tune in later for the latest thrilling results in....

As the banner waves...
 
Will the siphoned sycophants of that salacious feline seductress seal our caped crusaders in the slippery ceramic sacrophogae? Will batman best the botoxed beauty's burly brawlers and their bizarrely burgeoning biceps? Tune in next time bat-friends, same bat-time, same bat-channel.
 
I get ads for cosmetic surgery, water valves and solenoid valves. But no custard valves for aardvarks yet.
 
The Vacuum Zone... isn't that something from the Superman mythos?
 
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