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Snoopy said:
I’m employing someone on the legal minimum wage as it’s a bit of a soft job, so I only managed to get a young Russian immigrant to apply for it; not sure that they know as yet what it entails exactly, I suspect he thinks it’s fruit picking (his English is not too good at the minute, but this will be a fine opportunity to improve it).

s.
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Oh look, he must have done that post for you - the english has improved. :p
 
Back in the day when I was but a wee Toad in the 50's, and talking about farting was very naughty, there was a recording, yes an actual breakable record, that was all about a Championship Farting Contest. As I recall it was all narrated and done with characters who spoke with a pronounced English accent (What a surprise ! Is this how you got your start Snoopy ?). We never tired ( the wee Toads of like mind and naughtiness) of sneaking the record out of our parent's homes and playing it whilst we rolled on the floor of a friend's home in secret glee, farting and wetting our pants in shrieks of hilarity.

One of the central features of the docudrama was a very elaborately carved "farting post" which was worn smooth and polished in various places on accord of the centuries of use as it had been gripped and used by combatants in the ancient and honorable Championships. Contestants would approach the post which was earnestly and firmly gripped by each contestant as he (no women were represented in the faux contest) forcefully offered his entry into the contest. I'm quite sure that Mel Brooks was influencd by this record as an adolescent before he came up with the campire scene in Blazing Saddles.

I'll bet your new employee's relatives are making a modern re-recording of the contest in Irkutsk as we write here.

Anyone ever hear this highly revered recording...Snoopy ?

flow....:p
 
snoop the old stinker probably was the founding father. lol. I'm not letting my boys read the above post as it will only give them ideas and then I'll have to move out of home. Funny, I used to hear the word Snoopy and picture that lovely little dog from the comics then as time goes on i hear Snoop and picture that rapper with the Hos and Bros (yar yar) now howver I picture a fish(?) with gas eminating from its nether regions.lol
 
I thought this was a happy thread all you guys are talking about is farting :rolleyes: lol
 
Oh go on Wil blow up my happy little momentary bubble LOL
 
wil said:
Now that is the best answer/example for the "Be as a child" discussion I've seen...totally self explanatory....these two are getting along famously here...but how many years before one of them becomes dinner?
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Who knows, maybe the tiger would associate the orangutan as a part of the litter, a sibling. Family bonds can be very strong in the natural world as well.
 
GRRRR ! Hi Sibu !
You are sure a cute and happily grinning little guy !
I just love how you grin and wave your arms above your head while you dance around and swing through the trees. You want a hug ? C'mere and give tigger a biiiggg hug !

Slurp... drool...GRRRRR! :p
 
YAY Flow, see it's the happy thread - well I am happy and not a brownie in sight.
 
Originally posted by Muslimwoman
well I am happy and not a brownie in sight.
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Well, with all of the brownies the :kitty: delegation has delivered to other threads, "we" figured that you'd be sick and tired of them by now. :eek: My bad. :eek:

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
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