Right young man, I have calmed down a bit.
So what would you say to me if I said I was taking diet pills and eating 400 calories a day? You would think I had lost the plot right?
Don't give me that 'the body produces it' crap, do you really think I am that stupid? My body produces numerous chemicals but it does so in the right balance. If I knock that balance off you can bet your last pound my body will not like it and do something about it, maybe not straight away but over time.
I am always complaining about my huge bum, while I sit here typing and eating chocolate biccies!!! We both know if I got off my ass and went for a walk every day, swapping the biccies for fruit my ass would be of normal proportions.
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However, even in my thin size 12 days my bum was out of proportion, it is how G-d made me. There is no quick fix to my weight issues .....
Same with you. There is only so much your body can change naturally and stay healthy. You doing faddy diets is as stupid as me doing them, they only work for a short time and then our bodies revert back and have to cope with what we are doing to them.
You need a proper weight gaining diet and daily excercise, so find a gym with an ex PTI (they all go to work for gyms when they leave the service so there are plenty of them). He will come up with a good diet & bulking programme, it will cost the same as the stupid drugs but be long term and healthy. But don't expect to look like Arnie in a month, your body is built to be lean.
I have seen so many photos of you now and if you told me you had a job as a male model I would believe you without question or laughing. If you are unhappy being thin then it is a hard slog of daily weights, that is the only way to change it but once you stop youbody will revert back.
Take Note - if I even catch a hint you have started pumping that crap into your body I am gonna find you and then you will see what a bully looks like
Nagging over ....... for now.
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