I was down in the Caribean once (back when I had a body like that) and we were at a topless beach with plenty of scenery. Well I asked my wife to put sunscreen on my back, she did, but like your son, she really just put two hand prints, guess I was too busy enjoying the scenery to notice.
So I fried, I was in pain, my back was red and glowing with two white hand prints in the middle of it.
I did a stand up comedy set on the cruise ship that night. I tossed in a couple of jokes about the 'scenery' at the beaches and closed as I said, "And don't trust your wife to put lotion on at the beaches around here", as I took of my shirt and turned around.
Great laughter from the crowd and a glare from my wife that burned through the places where lotion was!
So I fried, I was in pain, my back was red and glowing with two white hand prints in the middle of it.
I did a stand up comedy set on the cruise ship that night. I tossed in a couple of jokes about the 'scenery' at the beaches and closed as I said, "And don't trust your wife to put lotion on at the beaches around here", as I took of my shirt and turned around.
Great laughter from the crowd and a glare from my wife that burned through the places where lotion was!
