Hi Wil —
My problem is, it seems to me once you start explaining it away ... you end up explaining it all away ... and there's nothing left.
Jesus stands at the door and knocks.
Some people answer the door.
Other people hesitate, and instead form a committee to discuss the issue. Some people think it may be Jesus but are not sure. Other people think that it isn't Jesus at all; that it's somebody else. After enough debating a few people will suggest that the knocking isn't actually
knocking but actually
enthusiastic tapping, thus it could not be Jesus knocking at the door. Others begin to question the existence of the door itself (even though it's right there), asserting that we've outgrown the concept of doors and that it's time to move on. By this point there'll be so much noise inside that it'll be too loud to actually hear the knocking, which will prompt others within the group to say there's no evidence that knocking has happened. They may also call up their friends and ask if there is anyone knocking at their door, and when their friends report back that there isn't, they will use that as evidence that it is quite unlikely that anyone has or is knocking at the door. Others will busy themselves by taking a scientific approach, and try to build a device that can differentiate between sounds in order to analyze the pitch of the tapping coming from the door so that it might be determined whether or not the enthusiastic tapping is indeed a knocking...
Meanwhile, Jesus is still knocking at the door.
It's kinda funny, Wil, how you claim that the Bible is an amazing book, which to me is what truly sounds apologetic. What Thomas says is right: If you keep reducing the Bible, you eventually arrive at questioning whether Jesus is actually real or not, which you'll never be able to prove, and since you can't prove his existence you won't be able to believe in him, either.
The Bible is a book that can only be understood in terms of faith, but you won't believe it because it has not been proven by science which, you assume, is always correct. Church leaders believed that the Earth was the centre of the universe; the Bible said no such thing. Scientists once believed that the Earth was flat. If you're waiting around for God (or science) to put his stamp of approval on the Bible before you will believe what it has to say, I think you're missing the point. Jesus said, "Blessed are they who have not seen, but believe." He also railed against everyone who wouldn't believe in him until he gave them a sign.
Have you actually read the Bible, by the way? I mean, have you seriously read the entire thing? Most people who criticize it have not, but have just jumped on the Bible-bashing bandwagon.
Our belief in Jesus Christ and what the Bible teaches about him is a matter of faith, and those who do not share this faith will never understand it.