bumper sticker philosophy

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine said:
(7) This Car Is Being Driven On The Left Side. If You Don't Like It, Please Note The Mistletoe Tacked On The Driver's Left Back Pocket (this one is a modification of one that my late Uncle Earl [Mom's older brother] had on one of his cars.)
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I don't know if anyone has mentioned this one (BTW it isn't a bumper sticker that I have, I just thought it would be funny):

Driving on the left side of the road is driving on the right side of the road in my country.:)

It might be an idea for a bumper sticker.
 
juantoo3 said:
If you don't like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk!
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Rage against the Pedestrians!

Pedestrians should go back to their own country!

We don't need any more of these Pedestrians in our society. They make transport less efficient. Traffic would flow a lot better without them. They are nothing but a nuisance in a society dominated by cars. Driving is the way to go. Walking is the wrong way. Why can't people do the right thing?

Some people just don't have any respect for the values of our society. This is the car country, not the Johnny Walker country! Get a reality check today.
 
juantoo3 said:
You can pick your friends
You can pick your nose
But you can't pick your friend's nose
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Then I'll grab my friend's hand and lift it up to his face so he can pick his own nose.
I could help by giving it a bit of a shove too.
It's called lending a hand.
I'd be doing him a favour by helping him save energy.
Picking your nose is easier when you do it with half the energy.
A friend in need is a friend in deed.
Isn't that what friends are for?
Love your neighbour as you love thyself.

In a community of N people, a person only needs to use 1/N the amount of energy to pick his nose than if he did it alone.
That is what I call a collective effort to save energy.
It is where people share the load.

:D
 
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