Hi Quirkybird —
I hope you can see ... well, it's just that ... I mean ... well, to stop beating about the bush ...
You are doing exactly the same thing.
You interpret the Bible literally, you make no allowance for the possibility that the text might be more subtle than you realise, you make no allowance for the fact that the world, and humanity's world view, was considerably different all those thousands of years ago, and you simply ignore the bits that don't fit into the scheme of the book as you see it.
I rather think, in contending with the militant-fundamentalist camp, you've backed yourself into the opposite camp, without realising it. But the fact is, their prejudice is no excuse for yours ...