Your Daily Rant

Just wanted to give a quick acknowledgement to all of you who replied to my jury post (don't won't to interrupt the thread flow here too much). Loved hearing your stories and opinions. Thanks.
 
Drumpf is here in Milwaukee, disrupting several routes to both Summerfest and several important places (three hospitals, two fire departments, First District Police, County Courthouse, County Morgue...)

To top everything off, my smoke detector's batteries are dying/dead.

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
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To Whom It May Concern,

I know it's American Independence Day, but your personal fireworks display is both illegal and dangerous. On top of all that, do you know what time it is? My flatmates had just gone to sleep from the official display as well as the personal firearms going off, I didn't need the extra scratches, thankyouverymuch.

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
It ain't over yet...got another weekend to go...the revelers will revel in their revelrie...like they do.

Sort o uncontrollable... Like a 2 am thunderstorm.
 
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It ain't over yet...got another weekend to go...the revelers will revel in their revelrie...like they do.

Sort o uncontrollable... Like a 2 am thunderstorm.
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The 2 am thunderstorm is more to my liking because there's nothing anyone can do about it (an "act of G!d/dess".)

You have to purchase fireworks/ammunition, making that a totally man made problem (especially if there's a fire.) The hospital near my apartment had a few "customers" because some people "celebrated" with either/or fireworks/live ammo. :rolleyes:

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
To Whom It May Concern,

Last week I told everybody that I couldn't come to the cookout today because I had a doctor's appointment this week. The appointment took presidence imho. I was only at the agency to pick up my allotment (it had to last me the entire weekend, including laundry {my preferred casemanager is highly allergic to :kitty:s, so I have to make sure I have something to wear that won't fooking kill her!}.) Making matters worse, none of the staff at the agency wanted to drive me to my doctor's office, so I had to take public transportation.

To make matters worse, there was a bedbug inspection at the complex (I'm allergic to dogs!) I had to take allergy medication so I could fooking function.

A$$hat #2,

You were blocking the aisle in the convenience store. I had to walk around you, not vice versa. Don't b!tch me out for trying to get around you to where I wanted to go. Be grateful that I didn't do a foot sweep followed by a makeshift tap dance all over your fooking back, if not worse. Besides, if you didn't eat so fooking much, you wouldn't be so fooking obese*!

To Whom It May Concern #3,

What's so difficult about training a dog to walk on a leash? Ditto picking up solid dog waste, especially with so many gadgets designed to pick it up without you bending down? You don't need to kvetch and/or give your dog away if you just follow city rules and regulations. The difference between what's been asked for cat servants and dog owners is that what management wants from cat servants is mutilation of the cats' paws vs. simply keeping dogs reasonably restrained from jumping on people who are either afraid of or are allergic to dogs (not to mention stepping in dog waste, which can be a health hazard.)

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

*- He had three dozen donuts already, and was picking out another donut. I think that he tipped the scales at least 400 lbs, probably more.
 
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To Whom It May Concern,

Why the fook didn't you send some kind of notification from your store that a particular :kitty: food formula was discontinued? True, it wouldn't have gone to me personally, but it would've given my caseworker a "heads up".

To Whom It May Concern #2,

None of the vending machines on campus take anything larger than a $5 bill. Why the fook did you give your daughter a $20 to use to get five sodas from the vending machine? Better yet, why didn't you send her to the little convenience store to purchase the sodas, bypassing the whole money thing? $1.25/per 20oz x 10 and she still would get change back! Not to mention that there is a wider selection in the convenience store! You made an a$$ of yourself when you cut in front of several paying customers, raised your voice unnecessarily at the cashier, and wouldn't leave until she gave you the maximum refund she could give (and that was after she filled out the paperwork required by the PtBs!)

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
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To Whom It May Concern,

Why do you waste your doctor's time with a fake allergy? I mean, if you claim to be allergic to :kitty:s, be absolutely sure that another patient isn't going by your exam room while completely covered in both :kitty: hair and dander. I know a few people with legitimate :kitty: allergies, including the lady that I went to see after I changed clothes to something I had in the dryer at my apartment complex (she has legitimate allergies to :kitty:s, and she's been dealing with another allergy [pink eye] that I didn't want to compound it.)

To Whom It May Concern #2,

I'm not interested in watching Marlon Brando in a musical, especially Guys and Dolls. I watched a video of said musical with Nathan Lane, so I think that I'm good-for-something for now. Besides, I have the 1974 version of Cyrano de Bergerac by the ACT in my desktop's D drive. Please leave me alone, okay? :rolleyes:

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
Well, your Mr President is making himself as popular as a you-know-what here in the UK at the moment.

He told Teresa May how to manage Brexit, but she didn't listen;
He thinks the Brexit deal she's promoting is not the Brexit people voted for;

(This, when the acceptance of said Brexit proposition is the foremost issue facing the PM and the country at the moment.)
The said Brexit deal effectively means no trade deal with the US;
He's a good friend of Boris Johnson, who obviously has ambitions to be prime minister;
He thinks Boris Johnson would make a good prime minister.

In short, the incumbent PM can't do anything right, and her inhouse political opponent can't do anything wrong.

Thanks, Mr President. Nice to know the 'special relationship' is alive and well ...
 
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Yes we've confined our ding dong in chief rants to one thread....saving this thread to lessor matters that don't have a tendency to destroy the world as we know it....

And I feel fine.
 
To Whom It May Concern,

How the fook did you get a seat on the bus if you were a dollar short? Oh, and you know that I don't carry cash since I've told you repeatedly that I'm allergic to money. Stop asking everyone who boards for a dollar or you just might get popped!

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
To Whom It May Concern,

The Milwaukee Air and Water Show is an annual event with military aerobatics from the different branches of the service doing rotation. They fly over the apartment complex like clockwork while there's light. STOP B!TCHING ABOUT THE NOISE! WE'RE ALSO RIGHT NEAR A FOOKING HOSPITAL AND ITS AMBULANCE EMERGENCY ENTRANCE! Sheesh.

To Whom It May Concern #2,

You were seventeen when you posted some not-so-nice things, and it's come around to bite you in the arse. Fooking "man up" and take your lumps. You work with African-Americans and Latinos, possibly a Japanese/Japanese-American player. Deal with the bed that you made!

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
To Whom It May Concern,

Does the word "Fire" mean anything to you? There is a rule in the apartment complex concerning the laundry room/s, especially the dryer/s: "Clean out the lint trap after you finish using the dryer. Do not leave it for the next person."

Ditto a rule concerning leaving your apartment number on the washer/dryer. It gives the next person some form of identification of who is currently using said machine. Do not use someone else's apartment number. If you have trouble with reading and/or writing, just ask for help! There are plenty of neighbors who will teach you!

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
To Whom It May Concern,

I didn't take communion because it would've been disrespectful. I'm Jewish, not Christian. The same principle would hold true with Muslims (I think.)

The "guest of honor" wouldn't mind, nor would her Savior (seeing that Christ was himself Jewish during his lifetime.) Why should you care?

To Whom It May Concern #2,

Communion is not the time to be panhandling, nor is it a soup line. There's a reason that you were getting "dirty looks" from everyone around you. If you are truly hungry, the people in the white robes with the interesting belts would be more than happy to assist you in any way they can (it's part of the Franciscan vows, I believe.) Ditto the secular Franciscans in the congregation. Otherwise, back off. You were causing an unnecessary scene.

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
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A$$hat,

Stop calling me "payee". I am under conservatorship status, not payee status. There is a difference. If you cannot/will not learn (know) the difference, get the HELL out of the business. I'm sorely tempted to bring my fuzzy-faces with me to your office (with a stop in your car [aside: she's allergic to :kitty:s, specifically their dander].)

Oh, and my state ID expired a week ago, plus I cannot qualify for a driver's license due to my eyesight (I can take the written part with no problem; it's the behind-the-wheel sh!t that puts the kibbash on everything.) I believe that I have enough funds for the ID, plus I think that I need it for some stuff. Get on the ball or you're getting a personal visit from a few :kitty:s, some with severely matted fur!

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
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