To Whom it May Concern,
Your reckless behavior caused a multivehicular collision. It's too early in the school season to walk in the road, plus I have the emergency number on speed dial!... The sidewalks are completely clear, even of leaves, use them.
To Whom it May Concern #2,
The person I was interacting with was repaying me for a short loan (I didn't add any interest to it because the lady I loaned the money to is also on a fixed income, so I felt that capping the repayment at the same denomination was apropos.) The money's earmarked for The Trio, so back off.
To Whom it May Concern #3,
There was someonwho needed the extension ladder that you knocked away by going out the main entrance. Everyone in the building got the information about people working on the roof, plus we are all shown the different entrances/exis (the same key used for the main entrance works on all entrances, so we can go anywhere the key works, including through the community room from the outside smoking area.) The worker was stuck on the roof until a postal worker returned the ladder.
Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine