To Whom It May Concern,
You phoned
me,
not the other way around! How can I tell that
you aren't a robocall!? If you
ever phone me again, you're getting an earfull of mechanical whistle! I don't care whether my neighbours complain!!
To Whom It May Concern #2,
The servers for early voting kept crashing. If your check to attention hadn't bloody
bounced, you would've fluffing
known that! The only reason I was chatting a bit with one of th poll workers registering early voters was that I
know from somewhere else! Oh, and we chatted while he was waiting for the servers to come back on, so I wasn't disturbing him! (It took all of my won'tpower not to tell the
kvetcher to kiss the southern end of a northbound

iykwim!) The place where I went to had several new voters registering, (it was at the university that I attend, so I'm familiar with the layout, plus some of the new voters that weren't students aren't native English speakers or they have vision problems.) The Universe
doen't revolve around you!
Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine