To Whom it May Concern,
Because you kept pulling on my arm, the part of my scanning thing popped off in my clothes, and I need to contact the company that makes the kit to get a new one without using my pharmacy/insurance to cover it. (I only got it put on Tuesday, and it popped off Friday!) You bloody know that I can't use a "traditional" monitor due to my weird blood! Next time you do this, I'm throwing you into the nearest washer!
To Whom it May Concern #2,
No, I'm not interested in the inauguration Monday. I never was, and I won't ever be! Leave me alone with my feline companions! (I apologize for the political leanings of this particular rant.)
To Whom it May Concern #3,
STOP USING 9-1-1/9-9-9 AS YOUR PERSONAL TRANSPORTATION! My flat overlooks the fire lane, and the blinds don't block out the bloody emergency lights! Oh, and get your van checked by a real mechanic while you're at it! (they park it right outside my flat, too.)
Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine