Mad Lib Story Thread

[Pathless]

If you're not familiar with the concept: I'll write a line to start off and then somebody else will pick it up where I left off, and then the next person and the next person and the next person and the next person until we run this thing into the ground. Sound fun to you? Then post!

I'll start:



On the ninth day of...

 

[lunamoth]

If you're not familiar with the concept: I'll write a line to start off and then somebody else will pick it up where I left off, and then the next person and the next person and the next person and the next person until we run this thing into the ground. Sound fun to you? Then post!

I'll start:



On the ninth day of...

the ninth month of ...

 

[BluejayWay]

...the ninth most stupendous hangover I'd ever had in my life, I suddenly realized that my grasp on consensual reality was, well, ....

 

[Pathless]

...pretty much gone. I mean, look, there I was, suspended over...

 

[Bandit]

...the toilet at 9 A.M., puking & choking, slobbering & dying, when all of the sudden...

 

[Padipa]

...a bird flew in the window and started to...

 

[Pathless]

...talk. Or at least so I thought. Flying rings around...

 

[BluejayWay]

...Saturn are ok--Saturn's supposed to have rings flying around it...

 

[lunamoth]

..., but this bird had attitude. As the room grew dim, I...

 

[Pathless]

...burst into...

 

[Faithfulservant]

tears.. I just suddenly felt so..

 

[Bandit]

...peaceful with unspeakable joy. Two more birds flew in through window and the phone rang in interruption and it was...

 

[Pathless]

...so poignant, the phone ringing just then. I paused in mid-...

 

[Blessed87]

gasp and realized I was suddenly on the floor because I tripped on a...

 

[Awaiting_the_fifth]

strange, leatherbound book, looking closer I realised that.....

 

[Scarlet Pimpernel]

...my roommate had been scrounging around antique shops again and brought home a new purchase. I just wished she would...

 

[alexa]

spend less on those horrible antiquities.

 

[Awaiting_the_fifth]

The phone was still ringing, but the dirty old book was....

 

[InLove]

...ringing louder. It was no contest. I picked up the book and as I ran my fingers over the cover, I noticed...

 

[Scarlet Pimpernel]

...that those birds were still flying around and getting the carpet dirty. In an instant I decided...