Somewhat self-explanatory:
Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
Jokes, jokes, and more jokes ...
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Y'all might appreciate a few of these (from my Dreamwidth account feed): https://cheezburger.com/14712325/24-purrific-felines-in-the-form-of-pure-meme-y-goodness
Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
A friend of mine took a train to New York City. He and his wife and took a cab over to the hotel. He tried to pay the cab driver with a hundred dollar bill. The cabi looked at him and said he couldn't change a hundred that early in the morning. The guy unloading the bags said he could run in to the desk and get change. As my friend peeled off a hundred the guy said, you're going to have problems with those all over town do you want me to change another? My friend gave him two more, and the guy immediately turned around and ran.This ought to be easy for the majority here:
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Another truism from my LiveJournal feed:
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Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
Idk how many people I have heard credited to "if I had known I was going to live so long, I would have taken better care or my teeth" Eubie Blake, Groucho Marx, Jack Benny, Phyllis Tiller, Jimmy Durante, George Burns..
A truism?
Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
Oh yeah, ive seen that in many an individual and am thankful that caffeine has never been a thing in my life.
juantoo3
....whys guy.... ʎʇıɹoɥʇnɐ uoıʇsǝnb
I'll get you, my pretty. And your little dog too!
Here's an "EEK" from my LiveJournal feed:
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Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
juantoo3
....whys guy.... ʎʇıɹoɥʇnɐ uoıʇsǝnb
That is real...
From a cross-stitch project my rl friend Dr. America, recently completed: Cat brains are so small But they fit so much b@$t@rd into them
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Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
Another truism?
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Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
juantoo3
....whys guy.... ʎʇıɹoɥʇnɐ uoıʇsǝnb
Lol....errr....second hand?Personal experience?
I have only been shocked by a horse pushing.me into it....or other forms of my own stupidity. However over the years I have watched folks "test" electric fences in a variety of ways and while.successfully avoided numerous pranks I have been the Observer, accomplice or instigator many as well. And yes, seen this mistake more than once.
Two coffee truisms from my LiveJournal feed:
Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
Doesn't coffee.increase the need for anger management?
I apologize for the semi-political joke here as well as the language.
Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
Does this situation ring any bells?
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