Jokes, jokes, and more jokes ...

[wil]

I have personally found no need for neither coffee nor cats.

I fully realize others vices vary.

The smell of freshly brewed coffee is bad enough....and the litter box goes in my housemates bedroom.

 

[Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine]

A truism?

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

 

[Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine]

Found on my LiveJournal feed, aka "A truism?"

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

 

[stranger]

Lighter side of The Matrix, from the MTV spoof

 

[wil]

So familiar..

 

[Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine]

A (semi-) religious trism:

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

 

[Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine]

Ever have a telephone call like this?

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

 

[Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine]

A truism?

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

 

[Thomas]

Not a joke, exactly, but made me smile:

"I have learned there are four 'o's' in life, all fairly self-explanatory:
First is "Oops." This is the easiest to resolve.
Next is "Oh no" – a little harder to overcome, but again no worries.
More serious is "Oh shit," which isn't the end, but it can be a gamechanger...
You never ever want "Oh shit" to become "Oh fuck" because those are almost impossible to recover from."
This is Minuteman: Two-Three… Go!: Memoirs of a Helicopter Pilot in Vietnam, Iraq, and Afghanistan
Wayne Chasson

It's a Kindle Daily Deal, so if it's your thing, snap it up!

 

[wil]

I follow up that joke with my new knowledge that essenes dont give a crap about saturdays

 

[Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine]

Anyone ever have a morning/day like this?

Sorry, no s.

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

 

[Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine]

Executive decision> (from a Quora rgread):

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

 

[Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine]

Anyone else empathize?

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

 

[Thomas]

Anyone else empathize?

Currently on the lest leg of a Hilary Mantel-athon:
A Place of Greater safety – 900 pages
Wolf Hall – 599 pages
Bringing Up the Bodies – 432 pages
The Mirror And The Light – 872 pages (as of now 190 pages in)

 

[Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine]

I might've posted this truism before:

Another truism?

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

 

[Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine]

Is this true?

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

 

[Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine]

Another truism?

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

 

[wil]

I am alive alert awake enthusiastic!

 

[Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine]

We could've told them that, correct?

Don't Ask!

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

 

[wil]

And I thought the last one referred to the cat hair on her coat...