Daily Wisdom Saying

[juantoo3]

-Manley's Maxim:
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

 

[juantoo3]

-Marshall's Universal Laws of Perpetual Perceptual Obfuscation:
1. Nobody perceives anything with total accuracy.
2. No two people perceive the same thing identically.
3. Few perceive what difference it makes -- or care.

 

[juantoo3]

-May's Mordant Maxim:
A university is a place where men of principle outnumber men of honor.

 

[juantoo3]

"Just because you are paranoid, doesn't mean they are not out to get you."

 

[juantoo3]

-The Point of No Return Law:
The light at the end of the tunnel could turn out to be the headlight of an oncoming train.

 

[juantoo3]

-Pope's Law of Retroactivity:
It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

 

[juantoo3]

-Proverbial Law:
For every proverb that so confidently asserts its little bit of wisdom, there is usually an equal and opposite proverb that contradicts it.

 

[juantoo3]

-Puritan's Law:
Evil is live spelled backwards.
-Corollary:
If it feels good, don't do it.

 

[juantoo3]

-Robert Lee's Truce:
Judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from poor judgement.

 

[juantoo3]

-First Rule of Rural Mechanics:
If it works, don't fix it.

 

[juantoo3]

-Schumpeter's Observation of Scientific and Nonscientific Theories:
Any theory can be made to fit any facts by means of appropriate additional assumptions.

 

[juantoo3]

-Law of Selective Gravity (the Buttered Side Down Law):
An object will fall so as to do the most damage.

By the way- what happens if you glue the bread with the buttered side up to a cat's back and drop it- will the cat float in the air? or vanish?

 

[Susma Rio Sep]

Black is beautiful.

Black is beautiful,
and a good camouflage in the dark.
White is brilliant,
and easy to hit in the shadow.


-- Cynicus Anonymus


Susma Rio Sep

 

[juantoo3]

I love cats, they taste like chicken. And when properly prepared, they make pretty good frisbees too.

 

[JJM]

When you go to your knees. God will help you stand up to anything.

-Anonymous

 

[juantoo3]

"It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark."
-from a sign in front of a church

 

[JJM]

Prayer in it's simplest definition, is merely a wish turned God-ward

-Phillips Brooks

 

[JJM]

Short words are best, and old words when short are best of all.

-Winston Churchill

 

[JJM]

The greatest lesson in life is to know even fools are right sometimes.

-Winston Chuchill

 

[JJM]

The kite rises highest agianst the wind, not with it.

-Winston Churchill