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wil said:
they are using cockroaches to move miniature cameras around thru houses...

with little nudgers behind their front legs to control which direction they move..

close your eyes....imagine there is water all around you...

you are sitting at your computer but as far as your eye can see you are hovering 30-50 feet above the water....

and remember...

your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device...

and the cockroach in the corner has a web cam...

wave!
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See wil...that just goes to prove that we should always believe what is in the movies since this same schtick was featured in The Fifth Element quite sometime ago, AND the US ARMY is actively engaged in research and development to enlist cukaraches as spys as we write these sublime passages to the world and posterity.

flow....:p
 
flowperson said:
See wil...that just goes to prove that we should always believe what is in the movies since this same schtick was featured in The Fifth Element quite sometime ago, AND the US ARMY is actively engaged in research and development to enlist cukaraches as spys as we write these sublime passages to the world and posterity.

flow....:p
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Pathless: There's a cockroach knocking on my door. Flow, should I be concerned? They don't usually come around here.​

Banging sound. Sounds like a door being kicked in.​


Pathless: Hey--uhmm--'scuse me...? Can I help you, man?​

Cockroach from Hell: NO. I'VE COME TO STEAL YOUR CHILDREN AND EAT YOUR THUNDER.​

Pathless: I think you got your line backwards.​

Cockroach from Hell: DON'T TALK BACK TO ME! I AM ABOVE THE LAW! I MEAN I AM THE LAW!!​

Pathless: I am, schmam. Laws are for Looooohooo-zers!!​


Pathless makes the 'Loser L' sign with his right hand over his forehead.​


Cockroach from Hell: I AM THE WAY THE TRUTH AND THE LIGHT. YOU MUST BE CONTROLLED!!
(spoken to stage left) GET 'EM BOYS!!
​


Cockroaches from Hell Squadron 52 rushes in and drags Pathless away.​


Pathless: (being dragged away) Hey!! I thought y'all were supposed to just be spies. (voice diminishing, being dragged further away) OW!! Those pincers hurt, man!! Dude. Why can't we all just smoke a bowl?​



:D​
 
And Q, you've really got some dishonorable, but really fast, cockroaches in your squad.

One minute...wow... I'm so not impressed ! Yup...belongs on the useless thread.

flow....:cool:
 
Snoopy said:
Too many people on this forum have got Attention Deficit Disorder.


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
pretty colours .....................................
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And too many others have flashbacks...stay away from the brown acid, don't take the brown acid....


OOOOOOOOOOOOOh, more pretty colours....
 
I ran all the cockroaches away at my place. The secret around here is to employ some of those really pointy-toed boots for the corners.

I keep trying to be useless, but maybe its just no use.
 
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"...if the devil danced in empty pockets, he'd have a ball in mine...With a nine foot grand, a ten piece band and a twelve girl chorus line". (thank you Joe Diffe)

:D
 
Anyway, I contend that this thread IS useful, it's meeting a great need that people obviously have to post random expressions of well, anything. It's like a thread equivalent of free jazz.

Shabap bap doo wap sneerrk bop bippo bippedety bip bong KAzangao meeeeeeeeeeeeehhhepp

 
Have I said the thing about Attention Deficit Disorder?

I can't remember.....
 
juantoo3 said:
And too many others have flashbacks...stay away from the brown acid, don't take the brown acid....


OOOOOOOOOOOOOh, more pretty colours....
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Is that the stuff I put on my cheese on toast????:eek:


OOOOOOOOHHHHHH octarine rainbows..........


snoopy
 
InLove said:
I ran all the cockroaches away at my place. The secret around here is to employ some of those really pointy-toed boots for the corners.
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You're not even agnostic about rebirth are you???!!!:D

s.
 
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