Neverending Comic Book Story

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Given the growing climate of Lunacy on this forum and around the world, I thought:

what the hey!!! We need a neverending comicbook story thread!!!

And so. Let there be Neverending comicbookstory.

No rules. Follow my lead and run with it. :D

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HAS ARRIVED TO
SLAUGHTER
Some Sacred
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THEIR LEADER, Gjorme,

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sent with him his greatest soldier
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to ensure completion of the job, HOWEVER...

(oops... I just noticed what the gnome is doing. **Sorry**)

anywho on with the strip...​
 
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The Greatest Soldier did not count on the Fairy GodBunny, the Warrior of Bud Light, Nexxunkarkartoadalweeeeehabong,

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son of Rexxulnowhowwhowhatwhenwhere, the Brave and Auspicious Bringer of Happy Easter Dawnings and Patron Saint of Cadbury Cream Eggs!

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The Greatest Soldier, thus confronted with his own mortality, wept and cowered and melted:

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And having thus consumed the melting vices and virtues of the Greatest Soldier, Nexxunkarkartoadalweeeeehabong the Faery GodBunny, son of the Just and Auspicious Patron Saint of Cadbury Cream Eggs, stood transformed...

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On hearing the news (transmitted through the Psychic Friends Network) that the Greatest Soldier had been defeated in battle, its essence consumed,
Gjorme
was understandably upset. :(

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(Anyone else wanna play?)
 
Somebody do something with this steaming pile of cow dung!!

Meanwhile... in a crib (what? That's a desk man!)... the cows are revolting, chewing cud at an alarming speed!! Uh oh, planet Earth--you may be in for an overwhelming cloud of methane.

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Don't worry! The Government Research Lab, under direct orders from the Commander-In-Chief, has the situation Under Control:

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Gjorme
Was so upset he lost it and went to the bottom of a bottle, while in tittietwisters bar, he ended up attacking two female dancers, the barmen, and three orphans..... He was later arrested speeding down the wrong side of the freeway taking hits from an ice pipe....
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This is also where they pinned the murder and sexual assualt of a male prostitue gnome called frank. DNA and prints matched him to the crime.

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SO THE COMMANDER-IN-CHEIF!$£!$ went on and commissioned a soldier from another land which was a legend back in his home land, he had killed many soldiers with his bare hands and could send electrical shock waves as a form of attack, this ability was found watching too many childrens television shows, and a freak accident with his toaster in.... the bath... His name..... The Punisher.... Pikafreakingchu.....

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Who was always followed by his two body guards....

Jim.... Who had a drinking problem... But, apart from that he was savy..
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And Larry.... He was the, secks..

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It' was now.... On.

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(won't let me edit any more...grrrr)

SO! while Gorme? Gjorme... ugh whoever was stuck in his cell knowing this was all a setup he weeped... Then baby jebus wept... And he came to gjororrme.e.. And said Remove your head from one's own arse gjro rome... Anti up do something the truth shall set you free my child for you are innocent I have faith in you!

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So gorgon thanked him and then checked his head wasn't stuck in his rear and got to work!!!

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He had been set up by Barry Scott... The ebil racist, sadistic, fashissssst, satanic nazi hippy.....

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TO BE CONTINUED!$!£ :eek:
 
(I heard that guitar is packing two keys of coke... ;/)


Gjorme, had met a new friend in the shoe... Called mad fish McBob.... He had been working on a complex tunnel system to help them escape....

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(I feel a tv series coming on brah.)

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The ebil gnome... (forgot his name hang on) *goes and checks*

BARRY SCOTT! but, of course... Had now hired the evil big head... A person with skills of something or other not important to go into detail as this character is about to die, just take my word for it... bad person...


Team Pika is on the scene!$!£"$

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Coming to take out the evil plot but what's this!£$?!£"$?!

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ebil big head don't think team pika has the minerals!$£! BUT THEN BANG!

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You've found your calling...TV show it is....start it up on you tube...flashes of slides with narration...after a few series I guarantee you'll create a following...and a contract...
 
You two being serious? Cause I won't only do the shizzle I'll kiz iz all and bring the shizzle........

Pathless... We got to get to work... We have two viewers.

*slams chubby checker - do the twist. on the speakers to motivate him*

Come on pathless!! lets do the twist! Come on baby!!! let's do the twist! My daddy is sleeping an moma ain't around!!! We're gonna twist and twistin twistin till we tear the house down!£$!£
 
17th Angel said:
You two being serious? Cause I won't only do the shizzle I'll kiz iz all and bring the shizzle........

Pathless... We got to get to work... We have two viewers.

*slams chubby checker - do the twist. on the speakers to motivate him*

Come on pathless!! lets do the twist! Come on baby!!! let's do the twist! My daddy is sleeping an moma ain't around!!! We're gonna twist and twistin twistin till we tear the house down!£$!£
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Yes I'm serious....build the story line we could all get snipe or whatever that internet intercontinental phone thing is and do voice overs...put the pix together in a slide show sequence and walla...

I'm not kidding...it is now out there in the ethers...nobody even has to read this...if you won't do it, it will be done.

In another thread you indicated prayers don't work...G-d only does for you what G-d does thru you...you have the inspiration...you still have to move your feet...or the result will land on the one moving....plow forward my son...I'm looking to see the first youtube link within the week...with the first half baked 17th compliation of crap cinema
 
After the heroic battle... over the big head d00d Pika stumbled across a BURGER KING!£$!£"$!$

Turning around he suddenly noticed he was alone... It was strange but the chance to have more fat around his heart squeezing every last inch of life out of him was too much to resist!

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after being served his "burger" by some greasy little teen he took a seat he took a bite! Instantly spitting that crap out!$£$!£ It was off!£$!£$ the meat was rotten!$!£$!

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storming in the kitchen he demanded to find who was incharge!$£!£" but too his horror there was more to this tale... OH YES! Looking over the cookers he could see they were cooking John Wayne!!! Jim the drunk's little brother!£$£!$ and were planning on feeding him to the destroy0r of burgers

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Who the hell is in charge of this place!$£!$ £!pika-freaking-chu demanded!$!"£

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The news was shocking... Truly... Shocking... REALLY IT WAS! SHOCKING....

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The king then went on to mention he was gonna mess up pika-freaking-chu something chronic......... then go play with the kiddies...

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But for now he had to bring the pain!!! PIKACHUREWFEW WAS DOOMED!!!



BUT THEN !$£!$ some freaking snow man came in13%!

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and saved the day.....

*TOO BE CONTINUED*

(Oh if you want to be more serious and make this something... I think that's Pathless call... This thread is his.)
 
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